Joke Of The Day

Lé.Skiing

Lé.Skiing

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Q:How did the man with no nose smell?

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A:Horribly

If you got a joke that funnier post it we shall compare.

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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
what do you call a blonde in the freezer

a frosted flake

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
 
^ hahahahhaaha, now that was the joke of the day!

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)
 
Actually, fuck you Schweitzerski, I'm blonde.

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)
 
i'm blonde too though. which is why i find it so funny

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
 
YAY blondes! And what I give up in street smarts, I make up doubly in looks! Yeah, blondes are hot!

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)
 
bert and ernie from sesame street are sitting in their living room bert asks ernie if he would like some ice cream? ernie says sherbert (sure bert)

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Gotta Love the Midwest

I have reinvented myself from CmuSkiFreak
 
ok i got another joke then:

A blond works at a tickle me elmo factory, and the sales have been going down ever scince she started, so the manager decided to check it out and sees her sewing 2 little furrly red balls on the tickle me elmos, and the managers says "NO!, your supposed to make two test tickles." (if you say it out loud it makes more sense[and no offence to blonds])

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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
i got one

what did fitty cents kid say when fitty cent made him a sweater

gee you knit?

^g-unit

haha

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
 
what do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?

roll-aids

what does a.i.d.s stand for

analy injected death sentence

greenfield southside worldwide cause i rep that till i fuckin die
 
what do you do when you see a one-armed blonde hanging from a tree?

You wave.

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Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find I shall KILL you!

Stewie: Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommie, I want a mullet.
 
What does snoop dog use his umbrella fo???

Fo drizzle!!!

***HOLY @#$%, Did you know that there is pictures of naked women on the internet??!!!***
 
What does snoop does use to clean his "whites?"

Blee-otch!!! ***bleach***

***HOLY @#$%, Did you know that there is pictures of naked women on the internet??!!!***
 
whats the Difference between a dog and a fox?

About 4 beers

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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
haha judging from the smell... last week. ewwww thats gross

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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
micky mouse wants a divorce from minie so when the juge asks y micky thinks minie is crazy micky repilies "i didnt say she was crazy i said she was fuckin goffy!"

If ur feelin lik a pimp..go on brush ur shoulders off...ladys is pimps too go on brush ur shoulders off

 
^haha that one is fucking great. "i said she was fucking goofy" ahahahahahha

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'I'd rather be skiing' - My mindset 24/7
 
a shorter version is jsut sayin wut do they do to elmo b4 they put him int he box, give him 2 testicles

 
Why are cows always happy?

Because everyday is a field day.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
-almostaskiier

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you c
 
why do seaguls fly by the sea?

cuz if they flew by the bay they would be baguls...\

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^ha, oldie but a goodie

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Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find I shall KILL you!

Stewie: Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommie, I want a mullet.
 
if i wanted a joke i'd follow you to the john and watch you take a leak.

i like apple and lanks and skibum_ and lucyford and dfresh and d-rocket and cko and nopoles and gustle and caden and mikee and wrightgirl and missy and jessbuff and seanpistol and doc.dre and dynstrtm and schweitzerski and katesd and lateralis and *jay* and t-schill and *pinkgrinder* and shorty_t and jib_tech and niwanyshyn and ever_murky and nsnski240 and the rest of you are a-holes. smiles :)) :)):): ):) :)): :):):)) ):)):)
 
plane. like an aeroplane. haha well as long as we're on the corny jokes... a guy walked into a bar. ouch.

Go baby go, it's a skiing inferno.

 
what do you call a mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos

What do you call a greek para-trooper

Con-descending

Lateralis -

is "cotton field gorilla" a racial slur?

 
what do u call 2 mexicans playing basketball?

juan on juan

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
how do gays get out of their burning house so quick?

Their shit's already packed

OHHHH snap

word

sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
what do u call a game of rock paper scissors with no scissor

ROCK PAPER

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAA

-Keegan McGinnis.

-ski for life.

nwft.
 
what did the ocean say to the beach??

nothing, it just waved

one good thing about music
is when it hits, you feel no pain...
 
Here is a pretty dumb one that I thought was funny cause I think everything is funny, well here it is:

Conversation over dinner:

WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

MAN: Definitely not!

WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?

MAN: Of course I do.

WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.

WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)

MAN: (makes audible groan)

WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

MAN: Where else would we sleep?

WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?

MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?

MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed.

WOMAN: - - - silence - - -

MAN: Crap

-Matt Hollman
 
i like apple and lanks and skibum_ and lucyford and dfresh and d-rocket and cko and nopoles and gustle and caden and mikee and wrightgirl and missy and jessbuff and seanpistol and doc.dre and dynstrtm and schweitzerski and katesd and lateralis and *jay* and t-schill and *pinkgrinder* and shorty_t and jib_tech and niwanyshyn and ever_murky and nsnski240 and the rest of you are a-holes. smiles...

dude, not cool

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze
 
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