JOKE FORUM

im not trying to be racist but whats black white and rolling down a hill............... a seagle fight a black man over chicken wings

cj sux penis

 
k well this guy loves his girlfreind called WENDY so he tattoes her name on his dick. Then he goes into this shower/sauna/washroom and he see's on this bikers dick WY. So he sais oh is your girfreinds name WENDY too? And the biker sais in your dreams mine sais WELCOME TO MY PLACE AND HAVE A NICE DAY.

 
racism, sexism and ne other kind of thing like that is aloud since its jokes, if u cant accept it, get a sense of humor fucker

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Alex

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
how long does it take for a black woman to have a shit?

9 months

soon to be another shit-talker and donater of NS

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
Fatass.jpg


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
 
eww, that cartoon is gross, but funny. k a woman in a grocery store and gets a can of corn, a forzen dinner and some peas, she's in the cash isle to pay for it and a guy comes up to her and asks 'excuse me are you single?' she goes 'ya how'd you know?' and the guy goes 'CAUSE YOUR DAMN UGLY!'

Seize the carp
 
whats the difference between Sean Petit and Dynarider?..........Sean has style.

**************

'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

'I dont ski whistler...to plaid out' - Jeff Thomas Professional Skier

'MAN, I would never go in that pipe, those kids are crazy' - Olymipc Gold Mogul skier Johny Mosley on the WSI pipe finals.
 
so his dick is not in my ass...thanks..

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

'I dont ski whistler...to plaid out' - Jeff Thomas Professional Skier

'MAN, I would never go in that pipe, those kids are crazy' - Olymipc Gold Mogul skier Johny Mosley on the WSI pipe finals.
 
actually that was supposed to be for cj, but you posted before i did, either way they were both good

Seize the carp
 
ahah Dynarider, graduate from grade 8 then try to insult me...

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

'I dont ski whistler...to plaid out' - Jeff Thomas Professional Skier

'MAN, I would never go in that pipe, those kids are crazy' - Olymipc Gold Mogul skier Johny Mosley on the WSI pipe finals.
 
i didnt say you were in grade 8 i said you had to graduate from it...and inorder to graduate from it you first have to pass grade 7...

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

'I dont ski whistler...to plaid out' - Jeff Thomas Professional Skier

'MAN, I would never go in that pipe, those kids are crazy' - Olymipc Gold Mogul skier Johny Mosley on the WSI pipe finals.
 
Shut up, you're both homos. problem solved.

__________________

A friend will help you move.

A really good friend will help you move a body.

Bombing for Peace is like Screwing for Virginity.
 
thanks NMK

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

'I dont ski whistler...to plaid out' - Jeff Thomas Professional Skier

'MAN, I would never go in that pipe, those kids are crazy' - Olymipc Gold Mogul skier Johny Mosley on the WSI pipe finals.
 
thanks NMK

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

'I dont ski whistler...to plaid out' - Jeff Thomas Professional Skier

'MAN, I would never go in that pipe, those kids are crazy' - Olymipc Gold Mogul skier Johny Mosley on the WSI pipe finals.
 
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.

Both

of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them

are

hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, ' So

you're

a

man. That's interesting. I'm a woman.

Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt.

This

must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live

together in peace for the rest of our days'. Flattered, the man

replies, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely,

this must be a sign from God!' The woman continues, 'and look at

this,

here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this

bottle

of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and

celebrate our good fortune.' Then she hands

the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it

and

drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The

woman

takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it

back to the man. The man asks, 'Aren't you

having any?' The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the

police.... '

MORAL OF THE STORY.

Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with us!

im out
 
What do all abused wives have in common? They don't do what they're told.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.

Its not winning or loosing that matters, its making fun of the fat kid that comes in last.

You can call me Bob........M.D.
 
whats red and has more brains than Kurt cobain?

The wall behind him.

Whats Brown and STicky?

A stick!

'if you're in the mafia and they scratch your ass, but you don't scratch their ass back, THEY'LL FUCKING WACK YOU!'-This kid explain why this girl should let him touch her ass,
 
how do you stick 3 dicks in ure mouth?

ask tipshift

soon to be another shit-talker and donater of NS

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
 
wat does the male jalepeneo burrito say to the female jalepeno burrito?

Damn you lookin hot. BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Hoked on foniks wurked fur me. kant u tel?

 
children in the backseats cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children

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'who wants to put the screws in?'

'i do!'

'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!'

'ahhh, my ski just won't turn!'

'hmm..... have you tried turning it?'

 
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE

What is long straight and black?

An Unemployment Line

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
 
Petek's mama's so fat, she got busted in the airport for having 200 pounds of crack.

Petek's mama's so stank, she got an A for not raising her hand.

I love you tipshift marry me-lizziebeth
 
what do you do if you see a mexican riding a bike?

Run over and beat the shit out him because its your bike.

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Friend:oww shit my head!

me: what did you do?

friend: i fell down the stairs

Me: and you hit your head?

friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us

-an ashamed american

 
whats the difference between shit in a bag and a mexican?

THE BAG

keep your head screwed on tight

founding member of the NS ogre crew
 
why did al gore drop out of the 2004 presidential campaign running?

because tipper was gonna shave her pussy, flash the crowd and say 'read my lips, no more Bush'

 
What does a black women get for an abortion? Money from crimstoppers!

A guy was in this gay bar. He didn't know until the waiter asked him what drink would he and his penis like. He said, ' what!?'. The waiter replied that he should name his dick before he gets a drink. He tells the waiter to come back in a little while. So he comes back and says do you know yet? And the man replies yes, I am going to name him secret. The waiter asked why? The man replies, 'Strong enough for a man, but made for a women!!!!!!!

Duffman: That's a mug you don't want to chug! Ohhhh nooooo! (pelvic thrust while dancing)
 
whoa...Heres a good joke...Womens rights

$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$

I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

Lagwagon - you are a failure...
 
damn...but how do you know when your in a gay bar?

$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$

I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

Lagwagon - you are a failure...
 
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