join my cult

CorkWormTurn

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hey guys, want to join my cult? we're going to talk about different doo rag styles, saving for rollerblade camp, our best dna spin tricks, the best way to video tape trampoline tricks and edit them to songs from ski movies, and how cool health class is.

also, if you're in the new england area, we'll meet every wednesday night. my mom says she'll serve rice krispie treats and hawaiin punch.

who's in?

 
That shit sounds ill. I'm in. I'm looking forward to learning about different do rag steezes. Do rags make skiing better.

'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

Whistler Sucks.

 
you're not some freaky cult that makes you take off all your clothes, dance around some fire naked and feed us some weird punch are you?....

damn i was that close.

(a classic but butchered quote)

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nobody's forcing you to get naked and drink the funny tasting koolaid, it's just that if everyone else is doing it...

'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

Whistler Sucks.

 
ok im in, but just because we get rice krispies

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Pat

Repin the CMP

'Emancipate yourself from mental slavery none but ourselves can free our minds'

~Bob Marley~

*Northeast Cult*
 
hawian kooler. and we can listen to blink 182 and some other super 'kwl' hard rock yo gangstas and stay up till 10:00 so we can watch the dirty tv shows that come on late like south park. HOOOO!

UNBAN MOMMY!

this place i heard of wid a bootah. called bootah camp. but i aint got no skills on skatewooh.

 
^my parents dont let me watch south park or listen to blink 182. my mommy says that they are 'inappropriate'

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Formerly NOFXpunkAF

Representing the KPP
 
my mommy says this site is inapropriate, although i think it is really super. so i sneak on while my teachers arent looking

poo can be washed away but the smile it puts on your face cant be. -aoe

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