Johnny Moseley Mad Trixx Intro Vid

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Possibly the greatest video ever made by man

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
'hey johnny, will u sign these?'

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
pff, and tanner in the back he looks confused and i think it's evan raps with his little camcorder

Seize the carp
 
no, i think the guy with the camcorder is a stand in for dorion or somthin, or i just dont know what he looks like

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Hot Secretary of the OTC!

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
i heard thats not really jonny in the vid because he thought it was too big of a risk he would get 'mobbed' by fans... just wat someone told me though

jigga say wha??

 
haha

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Hot Secretary of the OTC!

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
ya but i didnt even SEE skierX, AT barron or phat earl in the vid? were they out wilming or beoing mysterious or ghetto or only heliskiing??

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
 
dude, i laugh so hard every time thats on

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been clouding my mind since we left Lorien. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
its all about the 'backpack'

proud owner of 'team ramrod', the best NS hockey pool team ever.
 
no its all about the triple nut buster or whatever

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Hot Secretary of the OTC!

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
no

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Hot Secretary of the OTC!

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
WHAT???

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
 
yeah man, at baron's my favorite skier hes badass

i like how you can do a switch switch 900 with vinnie

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been clouding my mind since we left Lorien. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
or there is a cheat, where you have to hold certain buttons at the screen when they are outside to house(cabin) and tanner is on the snowmobile

 
i like the 18 year old virgin. That trick is hilarious. Everytime i talked on the phone with one of my skiing friends i would say 'I kinda want to go skiing. Late' That is so funny.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
yea and then when it shows him skiing in san fransico, it looks so fake, like they didnt even try

*NS Underground*

trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

 
i hope the second one is a lot better, 3do is making it for fuckin gamecube though so dont count on it brothas.

'if you have legs and you are flammable...you are never blocking a fire exit'

-Mitch Hedburg
 
will u sign these is a classic, haha i actually thought i would see boobs then realized that the game sucks and is for 1 year olds who dont no what to expect from a game

whos in da house, SACA is in the house!!! hahahahmuhahahah
 
word nh line haha and then johnny is like, 'of course!' and his eyes light up like hes never seen a pair of boobs in his life lol.

peace,paul

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg
 
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