John Symms? What the fuck?

john symms, promise me you will do nose and tail slides at the masters. skiing has been lacking them lately.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
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'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
im with lanks on that one.

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symms is dope but gagnier and ianick would do better i think

member 9020 newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

BOGART!!
 
Yeah, no kidding... presses are the shit. If Charles had been there we would've had "5-0" grinds instead (just come clean... it's a backslide). I'd rather see the tailpress.

Speaking of rails... I'd like to see Colby West competing in this.

 
symms' balls

"It is warmer upon the heights than those in the valley may ever know"

-Nietsche
 
John Symms is cool... John Symms is reallycool. ;)

'now i have tendanites in my achelles tendan in my other ancle' - skibrdingbitch
 
Now we wait to see if anyone notices certain similarities.

'now i have tendanites in my achelles tendan in my other ancle' - skibrdingbitch
 
more like reallycool is john symms

"It is warmer upon the heights than those in the valley may ever know"

-Nietsche
 
simmers isn't john symms. simmers is really cool.

"It is warmer upon the heights than those in the valley may ever know"

-Nietsche
 
ps. i hate really cool

"It is warmer upon the heights than those in the valley may ever know"

-Nietsche
 
really cool isnt simmers but simmers is reallycool

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Im not outta line your outta line the whole frikin system is outta line and when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo and find out its your best friends face, well guess what marge its chinatown.
 
Man, everyine xcan doa double fucing stunkbuf. but only Jon symans, can fo a cork 3 like he can. OMFG

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Trying is the first step towards failure
 
everyone is so full of shit, holy shit, especially offtrail

"It is warmer upon the heights than those in the valley may ever know"

-Nietsche
 
reallycool is just, plain reallymean, if you ask me.

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i was a little suprised to see him on the list too, but he definatly isnt the shittiest skier ever. i dont like his braces though.

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there totally gone, i checked myself.

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'i have like 2000 black enemies. theyre indestructible.' - Crystal-needs-a-park
 
gagnier is the secret weapon at the masters. Hes gonna rep Armada now.

'wow....ATLANTASKI should be dragged behind a truck at 90mp/h over rusty razorblades, stabbed multiple times with ice picks, raped up the bum-bum by rabid gorillas and then shot....'-big_white_hucker
 
^^dude how can you not admire a professional skier who rocks pink braces??

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" im popping the collar right now, you gotta wear at least 2 polos when you do it though, im rockin 3 burberrys at the moment" ATLSKI
 
oh john...i love you did i ever tell you that? to anyone talking shit about john symms...you will never know you silly bastards...one day when john symms is your god and you have to answer to him, you will wish you wouldnt have talked shit...however knowing how buddhaesque john is he will take pity on your wretched little souls and let you continue your pathetic exsistences...by the way...you think you know, but you have no idea...be on the lookout for the diary of john symms dropping fall O5 bitches...

 
all I know is simmers is member number 50

Where did you get your clothes, the toilet store?

D-Railed Productions

momentum session 2

skier8990 aim. talk to me if you like
 
ummmm worse than who?

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J has friends that even live in antarctica, you dont even know' -Tim

'i got sum newz for you white boY. you can't be a wigger if you blakk as the nytE like estaked.sO UH drop it like it's hot'-teddy
 
dude, you don't even know. i totally chill with simms all the time. he is always werkin' on his switch unnatty shiz and stuff, you know? so, i think he'z gonna' prove all the haterz wrong at masters this year -- and when his video parts come out.

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i disagree one time i wanted him to come hang out and ski and stuff adn he was like.. no not today im cathcing up on my philosophy books and litature.. i think hes into books more anyhow.

@#%Q#%$&
 
symsms was doin unnaty cork 7s reverse mutes back in the RFA days and that was like 2 years ago. THe kid is mad freakin good.

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Sportin' the bath robe steeze.

since 1984

NO BRIAN, its I before E except after C, an when sounding like a in a neighbor in weigh and on weekends and holidays and all through out may and you'll always be wrong n
 
this is a weird thread and i dont know who's who, but symms kills it and he has it and then some to be on the team, quit yer hatin. and, he is def smart too, not everyone goes to the U on scholarship.

hehe, bogus basin represent'n :)

* bethaka
 
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