John Symms? What the fuck?

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Dude, John Symms is on the Salomon Masters team? How the fuck did that happen? He is practically the shittiest rider they could have put on there. What the fuck?

 
hes pretty damn good

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change your screenname from reallycool to reallygay. how can you say that shit if youve probably never seen him ski, the guy is an insane skier and a nice guy. keep your opinions to yourself if your gonna talk shit about someone whose sponsered and lives the life you can only dream about you fucking pusssy.

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are you fucking joking hes soo sick dude! in ym opinionof of the styliest skiers out there he grabs like no other plus hes dope at rails your on crack...

 
dude, I was a little surprised to see him on there too but only because I haven't heard as much about him of late, the guy is fucking sick though man, don't know what you're talking about. Go watch his seggy in versys and see if you still think he sucks. Oh and his corked 3 reverse mutes are disgustingly sick

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John is dope as fuck... How could anyone say that?

I guess you would think he is terrible cause he wasnt at X-Games or some of the other big events this season other then the Open... But seriously fuck face, he is still kind of recovering from an acl injury which is not the easiest thing to recover from. John will kill it at the Masters and bring the Saloman team a win.

 
Much of what you people are saying in his favour is true, but none of it is enough to justify him being on the team ahead of other riders. A stylish cork three will not win the Salomon team the competition. The tricks Gagnier or Iannick can lay down might have been able to do that. Nothing against Symms, he kicks legions of ass, just my opinion. I'm sure there's some other reason for it, though...

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fair enough man and I agree, as I said I was a bit taken aback myself when I saw him there and I'm not saying a nice corked three is going to win the masters. I just get really sick of people running their mouths about shit they know nothing about, especially when in doing so they rip into people for no reason at all. To be surprised to see him on the list is one thing but to go and call him "the shittiest skier ever" or whatever he said is quite another thing altogether.

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ah switch cork 7 shitfy's? he is sooo underrated.

he has tons of style, and makes everything he throws his own, i back his guy, i love his style

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i get shitty grades at university, and im i am not even close at all to a good as skier has he is.

at least he cares about his education if he is at school.

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^ i dont know if youre joking, but if youre not... symms is super smart isnt he? and in some interview i read he referred to a B as a pretty shitty grade.

oh and he's disgustingly sick, and he seems like a suepr chill guy

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john symms is cool...does he still have braces?

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he was at the first one 2 years ago doing nosepresses on the big downhill rail in a huge snowstorm before i saw anyone trying to press anything....bitch.

 
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reallycool, your a dumbass, i guess you've never seen symms ski because if you have then you wouldn't have said shit.

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The day that I can do a Cork 3 the way Jonny Boy did one in RFA (you know the one where he grabs almost up on the nose, and he purty much torqued the fuck out of it) is the day that I quit skiing. I've tried so many times..... but NO DICE

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and that, right there, ends this thread.

 
John Symms is fucking fantastic.

Don't you ever ever ever talk shit about him again.

Or else.

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so you have a crush on john minns aaaand john symms now

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i hate you person that started this thread. and i think that a stylish cork 3 should win a cmp everyone can do a fuckin cab ten plus orage masters is mostly rails adn joh killz rails bithces i hope he smokes the comp smokes a blunt then smokes your hatin know nothin asses

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i saw him 270 into like a tight as single barrell c rail to 450 out!! so crazy!!

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omg he got owned and left the site.

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Symms is my buddies friend, hes killer good

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^word.

anyway speaking of symms, i was pissed he wasnt in the poorboyz flick this year.

and im sure theres SOME reason gagnier isnt going to the masters...they dont just forget to invite x games gold medal winners

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symms is sick

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
 
phh people to busy lookin at wat the big guys huck, when the key is style(no matter wat u huck) and john makes it look easy. so sekc but y.

 
dude symms sucks at skiing. he can cook a dank meal in the crock pot though.

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symms rolls out with huge car too, doesnt he? some old school eldorado or some shit

but yeah, symms is sick....his flares are sick...and its because he has a moustache and is very "cavalier" with it on....thats what enables him to do his awesome tricks

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i agree with reallycool. i don't know what the fuck salomon is thinking.

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