John spriggs is an alien

[Durtschi]

He is not human, he is just a tall praying mantis-like creature that traveled here from neptune to find snow so he could ski

 

[djikstra]

^what makes u think that. If that's true than he must be a virgin! haha sucker

 

[witty]

haha john your so strange hahaha

 

[espen^R]

tim, ur really smart. u figured that all by yourself ?

 

[djikstra]

no u just know nothing about science...

 

[quebecfreestyler]

^crazy ninja....

 

[skiierman]

Yeah def. Spriggs, what kind of name is that? Obviously something made up/translated from an alien language.

 

[Aasert]

how tall is this alien?

 

[straytblunted]

hes not an alien, hes big bird, just look at the kid super tall big bushy hair which makes his head shape resemble big birds head, he is big bird

 

[JamesB]

i KNEW IT!!

 

[Ahmets_Brother]

im the cookie monster

 

[pat-rickdaigle]

is he a morman?

 

[SiverCartel]

I wonder if he is made of cheese like the people of the moon...and if so, what type of cheese?

......I bet he would be delicious

 

[Subjekt]

if you truly are the cookie monster you would know the answer to this question...what is C for?

 

[ItsPhil]

C is for coookie

 

[SiverCartel]

....that good enuf for me

 

[levistewart]

hes 6'4

 

[zepscratch]

holy smokes, noooo way

 

[DuncanK]

spriggs is a tall mothafucka...i still cant believe his car blew up haha

 

[AmbushClothing]

see, aliens dont have sperm, or penisis or vaginas, in fact thats why they abduct us, so they can force sex apon all the alien bitches so they can have alien babies.

 

[Ahmets_Brother]

true

 

[awickes]

BIG BIRD IN DA HOUSE

 

[oakjewlery]

no i want to be the cookie monster

i even know that C is for cookie

 

[BK]

The creature himself saluting NZ.

 

[scientist]

he looks like a speciens from planet zoltront neblula 4

 

[Ahmets_Brother]

ahaha that pic is so funny

 

[yellav]

ah i knew it all along!

 

[Bloom.]

he graduated friday

 

[garrett.]

im skiing with im in 33 days, ill find out then

 

[VANULAR]

he's big bird!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[sabotgy]

haha, he is ridiculous in that oakley suit

 

[spinks]

Spriggles is funny as hell. He is a tall ass kid, like 9 feet or somthing, but he goes like 22 feet out of the pipe so he makes up for it.

Also, the hair adds a few inches sometimes.

 

[ski*bunny]

He also likes it in his back door

 

[awickes]

how the hell do u have it counted down to how many days ur gonna ski with spriggs? u are creepy

 

[kenped86]

id imagine that would be a tough means of procreation.

 

[rynmartn]

he does sick cab 12s

 

[gillahouse10]

i heard his penis is 6'4.....HUGE

 

[bobandy]

I dunno

 

[BMskier]

cus hes so large.....

 

[JahJahBinks]

nice find

 

[bobandy]

thank

 

[PUFFY]

Yeah I think he is mormon

 

[hawaiiansteeze]

he always looked like a giant preying mantis

 

[Mike-O]

The way his hair flows is just...unnatural. Definitely alien.

 

[Dan.P]

If he were made of cheese, I would think maybe some sort of swiss

 

[StevenR]

 

[Mr.Huck]

You have a great future as an archeologist if you can dig up stuff like this. Does explain a lot about Spriggity Spriggs. Always suspected he was from another planet.

 

[VT_scratch]

hahaha fucking LJ

spriggs is a beast..

 

[16bit]

vs

ya, I see some similarities

 

[TonySeibert]

i heard that john spriggs eats peoples hearts while they are still pumping for supernatural powers like fire breathing, invincibility, and retarded mute grabs

 

[Mr.Huck]

Hahahahahaha! That is money! Why post it under an alias?