John Elway

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californiagrown

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John Elway, the greatest quarterback of all time, hit leviathon gap 2 days ago and threw the steeziest switch hexoflip ever. Just goes to prove that he is the closest thing to god, besides tanner and seth.
 
dont think i have a comeback for that one

except i did your sister!!!! OH NO I DIDNT JUST SAY THAT
 
next year John is gonna put on a JOI style event. Brett Favre, Troy Aikman, Steve Young Seth, the tanner's, Jon, Simon, candide, are all gonna b there. they scopped out a new gap on grizzly gulch and named it "Mile High Gap". the sponsers are Coors, John's car dealerships, and the NFL.
 
BEST THREAD EVER................ELWAY = GOD

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HELLLLLLL YES. The Broncos are the truth, the white knight of salvation against the armies of darkness(the Raiders), the most annoying cheer in sports(the Chiefs tomahawk) and all other cities that can shampoo my crotch. Cutler is our only hope at defeating the genetically engineered quarterback left over from the Bourne Identity CIA project(Peyton Manning). If there is a cult for this, I want in. Fuck you if you disagree, John Lynch will rip out your heart and mix it with his chunky soup.
 
that's what caused the tsunami a few years ago...it was punishment for praying to the wrong god(s).

All hail john elway or else he'll take your ass out with a football
 
John Madden was on the scene in case Elway broke his ankles. Of course, it was Elway, so his ankles actually strengthened on impact.
 
You could apply all of the Chuck Norris statements to John Elway. For example: "John Elway's tears cure cancer, too bad he's never cried."

 
dude john elway can throw a nerf vortex football out of mile high stadium. i saw it on tv!
 
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