Joeys? Is it okay to hit them?

why in the jahovah would you hurt a poor harmless baby kangaroo!?!

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i suppose it's okay. but if momma sees you, your ass is going to get boxed into the dirt.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

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yea dude,

ive seen some kangaroos kick some ass on funniest home videos

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man... one time i destroyed a joey. i was comin from a jump, and cut accross the hill to go to a rail, and he ran over my tails and ate shit. those Damn joeys.........

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at least 5 people a day die in australia from kangaroo pouch racing accidents

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Im not outta line your outta line the whole frikin system is outta line and when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo and find out its your best friends face, well guess what marge its chinatown.
 
I know someone who got attacked by a kangaroo and by a kawaka

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what in gods name is a joey?

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a kangroooo, doncha know,

they been invading ski slopes of late,

since their natural habitat has been destroyed

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stupid austrailans

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"is 'cotton field gorilla' a racial slur?"-Lateralis

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don't hit them, just ride them down the street to the pub

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yeah man last year at the pouch racing nationals i was riding a big red kanga and i took out pole position. whenever i got thirsty i could just drink from the boobs inside the pouch too. it was pretty sweet

 
no just get as close to them as possible without killington them.....ahh fuck

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i have an australian buddy that got punched by a kangaroo at a petting zoo. those things have pretty bad tempers man.

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killington them what?

Im still afloat, i aint the captain of tha yact but im on the boat
I aint actin what im not
Knowin that i dont
 
seriously, what is a joey? (besides a baby kangaroo) Is it a gomer skier or something?

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I think a joey is a kid skier little bitch. the kind that you have to jump over and yell fuck you to get them out of the park. Do you hit them? No, you hit their parents and start a fight.

I was one of the best sand-castle makers in all the playground...i figure these skills should translate into some very "interesting" features.
 
haha thats pretty good

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Yes. Joeys are the little kids rocking the wedge turns through the park... trying to go up the kickers.. and getting stuck and rather than going back down them, they dit and struggle for minutes trying to make it to the top.

My friends and i have compiled a list of different types of people that plague that park.

Joeys and Darrels are the general terms..

Janets - Litte girl joeys.

Jamals - the black city slickers that came and act all ghetto.

Johnnys - the old men

Jeraldeens - can't tell wether is a joey/Darrel, or a Janet.

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'Straight creeping on this bitch; Blonde haired chicken head.... she turned around and it was fuckin G to the Teezy." - OMAR
 
rocko = wallabee. but they are both marsupials so he would probably still help

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aah I see now...our terrain park kickers were designed for joeys :(

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hahaha. you forgot about the jebadiahs, the hicks in jeans and cowboy hats

what are you, some sort of ass kicking catholic bitch?-canadapridecc

 
haha I saw little kids last year (must have been no more than 5 yrs old) hitting up the park with their instructure. One got stuck on a box and the other did the splits half way through. It was cute and funny at the same time...

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seriously mate i boxed many a kanga back in nam and those buggers put up a real fight and i tell ya the mongrels dont go down for yonks you havta keep on fightin like russel crowe

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Im not outta line your outta line the whole frikin system is outta line and when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo and find out its your best friends face, well guess what marge its chinatown.
 
ahmet broke the eye socket of a joey by punching him...it was cool.

member 9020 newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

BOGART!!
 
oh yea and i heard ellerman stabbed a joey with his ski pole and is getting in trouble

member 9020 newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

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out of the 5 or less times I've been to bristol this year,

one time, an old man drunk snowboarder ran into me hard core fliping me over

another time

old man snowboarder tryed to yell at my friends and I for not calling droping when he was just sitting there, and in the middle of his lecture he caught his front edge and did a face plant over the ski tips of me and continued lecturing like nothing happened

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^haha when he fell i would've said "but i didnt hear you say you were dropping right there" and skied off.

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the reason i ask is because me and my roommate figure it's better to hit them because then they'll learn a leason... hopefully. Also it makes you feel not as pissed off.

 
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