Joe Rogan Letter To Kelloggs

exactly what i was thinking

...it's like yeah, sure, no problem Joe, i agree with you. i really do. but please write somewhat articulately so that those who didn't think this way before might be convinced and impressed.
 
joe rogan is the fucking man, end of story, and hes one of the funniest god damn comedians there is, big ups for joe, hes the shit
 
"Then I’m gonna get some butter, and

I’m gonna smear it on those Eggos, I’m gonna cover them with maple

syrup, and I’m going to eat the ever loving **** out of them."

hahhahahaha

that whole last paragraph made my day... even though my day has barely begun.
 
finally someone willing to disagree. I understand why its illigal is corrupt, but did you actually expect them not to drop him? seriously. he got caught doing something illigal. plain and simple. i dont give a fuck what you guys think about weed, or that it SHOULD be legal. its not. and if someone that was representing my company did the same i would fucking drop him too.
 
ha, I mean, do you guys ever think about what you sell?

"Pop tarts? Are you kidding me? I would be willing to bet that 50% of the people buying pop tarts are stoned out of their ****ing minds."
 
did you know that this was not the first time hehas ever done something illegal? he got a dui, he was charged for being pissdrunk and driving a while back. Kellogg’s dosent give a shit about that…hitting a bong is SOOO much worse then drivingdrunk off your ass and risking innocent people’s lives. Right, ya.
 
how long ago was that? before he was sponsored by kellogs? i dont know the specifics but i would imagine it was before. kellogs was dealing with the PR problem in front of them. they are mainly marketed towards families. image is everything for a company like that.
 
haha no shit, eh?

tanner hall's sponsors would have all dropped him before they even picked him up hahahahaha
 
Thats true I saw a documentary where it basically admits he has a medical perscription but no health problems and he took a fat hit and said "Whats up NBC?" then blew it into the camera.
 
he pleaded guilty to the dui charge not long after winning the gold medals.

so he would have been already on the kellogs box at that time.

drunk driving is a more acceptable image in america which is fucking dumb and people need to realize this.
 
Wait a second...first he calls Carlos Mencia a fat fuck joke stealer, THEN he writes this piece of solid gold? He is officially my hero. Whether you smoke pot or not...you have to read this and hear where he's coming from. The whole notion that athletes should be role models is fucking hilarious. That's almost as crazy as suggesting politicians should be role models...oh wait...
 
did you? the part where he warns them to respect the stoners who enjoy their products or well quit buying your shit.
 
So true and its funny cause that dude you owned up there wont even answer back, its like the people who argue against it know its bullshit yet they still believe it to piss people off.
 
ya seriously there is something really fucking wrong with this country.

side note- speaking of fucked up countries, you guys should look up the ganja queen. its a lady that was traveling from australia to indonesia and someone used her as a mule and put mad weed in her bag and she got caught. she didnt know about it at all it was pretty obvious but the Indonesian gov. is so fucked up they didnt give a shit and gave her 20 years in prison for transporting fucking marijuana. you can get the death penalty by firing squad for the same thing in that country but luckily they didnt give her that. she has been in prison since 2004.
 
When I went to Indonesia last summer, they had signs all over their airports saying, "Transportation of any illegal drugs is punishable by the death penalty". It's serious shit over there.
 
people need to start sending letters like this to Obama so that something actually gets done....decriminalization at least
 
funny bit is, after kellogs dropped Phelps their corporate image rating dropped from 9th to 86th

looks like their reasoning backfired on them pretty hard.

+1 for stoners
 
Now, I’m sure if you really were running Kellogg’s and you were still

reading my bullshit all the way down to this, you must be thinking,

“Why the hell would we stick our necks out like that for pot smokers?”

And of course the answer to that question would be, because we buy your shit, mother****er.

EL OH FUCKING EL.
 
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