Jetta

definatly not. jetta's can be pimp

~Ben

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www.freeheellife.com

Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

 
they are only considered chick cars cause all the girls think they are so cute and wanna be just like the girls in lugan beach and drive them around but i think they arent girl cars at all, they look tight.

 
definitely not chick cars if you get a stick and big enough engine. But the new body style sucks, so jetta's arent gonna sell well for the next 4 years.

I ski Killington

College passes are awesome
 
jettas are ski cars...

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-Matt

My signature is so plain... dag yo.

NS SKATEBOARDERS

 
JETTA BITCHES UNITE!

Seriously. The only thing gayer than a dude in a Jetta is a dude in a Cabriolet. You'll understand some day.

 
i work in a garage and seriously, VW are the worst engineered cars ever. if your gonna make your own repairs fuck VW. if you are gonna take it to a garage, be prepared to pay big money

NO
IT'S
NOT
WHAT
YOU
THINK.
IT'S
MUCH
WORSE.

SUPPORT
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not a chick car but realllly slow and unreliable

https://newschoolers.com/NS2/Members/Membe
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the only guy at my school that drives one is a flaming homo...most likely just a coincidence though

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I dated a girl who is 30. It works out fine till the bio clock starts waging internal warfare on her inner psychi and makes her crave children like no other. Then all of a sudden you're like, "holy shit, this is no bueno." -JackBach
 
no....... do have any idea how broad jettas are? thats at 10 different cars/motors that where stock cars some are slow NONE are unreliable

Anthony Bacon is gay as aids

~tekk

FUCK H30films
 
actually the jetta is the number one ranked car for gay men....

there was a study haah it couldnt beleive it but its a fact

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^^hmmm maybe my post wasn't just coincidence...

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I dated a girl who is 30. It works out fine till the bio clock starts waging internal warfare on her inner psychi and makes her crave children like no other. Then all of a sudden you're like, "holy shit, this is no bueno." -JackBach
 
KNOW MANY PPLE tht drive jettas that are straight. it all depends about wht jetta you have if you have red one with khaki interior and u have all kinds of flowers on it ur gay if u have black one with ski stickers and a thule on top its as straight as an arrow.

Bp for SMP

www.snowmountainpowder.com

"I'm that kid that you saw on Liberty Skis in the midwest."

"Because I'm pretty much the only kid who skis Liberty in the Midwest"

A.K.A. smpPUBLICENEMY
 
yea i think it is a chick car. my buddy's sister has a jetta and one night my buddy's car was in the shop so his sister let us take her car. and yea we felt pretty gay driving around in it

"Colorado is the dealer pushing freedies in the schoolyard. It's the gateway to western skiing, the portal that has transformed recreational skiers from Oregon to Vermont into life-long junkies." -Derek Taylor in Power Magazine
 
dude if u have the money get the golf it is my most favoritest car ever

-keegan mcginnis, newschoolers.com

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
i agree with keegan on this, my buddy has a pretty dope golf, its black with black signal lights (theyre red when theyre on) shit loads of neon, and tons of other shit. Definately the way to go.

Vote Mike! Hey, he'd vote for you!
 
whats that tribe called quest line about a "tinted out jetta", i don't know probably just something about how they kick ass

" I see you've played knifey spoony before"
 
My family has one its a turbo desil, gets about 1000 km a tank, is super smooth at 185 km/h, gets there fast, and has excellant handling so i think its pretty nice

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!!

807 Army 4life
 
most people say VW is a girls car... exspecially the bug haha

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"What the world doesn't understand," says Craven, still zigzagging through the parking lot, "is that what we don't have enough of is cold, not heat."

Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
actually...its the A4 convertible thats the number one car for gay guys. heard it on the radio from a study.

jettas sucks unless youve got the vr6 engine and its stick. i got a piece of shit 2.0 automatic and it sucks

 
I almost bought a GTI back in the day, that thing handled like a champ.

I also drove a Passat VR6, that thing was NUTS. Crazy fast, and drove like it was on rails.

But now I ended up in a Subaru Impreza coupe, one of the best handling cars I've ever drvien. It's got a shitty 1.8 engine, so it's not fast, but it makes up for it by being able to take corners 20-30 mph faster than other cars.

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- Ian

~~ Phunkin Phatt Phreerider ~~

"Dude, they're totally into you, they just don't know it yet..." - PhattTim

"i went into last night with a 30 pack of coors light and came out with a golf club, 2 1/2 lawn darts and a friend that fell out of a car going 35mph." - asac

" just rub man, That's all there is to it. If you don't think you're doin it right, rub harder." - xtakewarninx
 
plus you got the all-wheel drive good for snow ;)

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"What the world doesn't understand," says Craven, still zigzagging through the parking lot, "is that what we don't have enough of is cold, not heat."

Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
im your dreams... most people dont drive a car to get 40+. i get 39 usually but i could get 42-44 if i didnt have my 205/45/16 tires on my rims. causes more friction = less gas milage

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"What the world doesn't understand," says Craven, still zigzagging through the parking lot, "is that what we don't have enough of is cold, not heat."

Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
i have an '04 (the last body style, not the new one that looks bad) vw jetta 1.8T (turbo), black w/ black leather, tinted windows, thule rack, loaded w/ ski stickers and what-not, it's great. think what you want but this shit gets me around with good gas mileage and the turbo gives me the boost i need, handles fine in the winter, bitches do like it, all-around good, i'm more than satisfied

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.
 
The Jetta isn't a chick car. I got a '01 Jetta, 2.0 Liters engine, manual, black and I'm getting a Thule and it rocks.

And if you know how to take care of your car and know how to drive the Jetta it will work fine for a long time

 
not a bad engine by ANYMEANS you car saftley run 250 hp on stock internals, but they 2 liter gets a bad wrap becuase it came out the same year as the VR6 so its potential was ingnored for a while but now its one of the most comonly built up engines in older lightweight dubs, becuase of the power it can make and not ruin the handeling carachteristics of a small car, becuase its so light. Oh yeah....... your dumb^

Anthony Bacon is gay as aids

~tekk

FUCK H30films
 
yeah jetta's are pretty sick but the new golf gti is so fucking awsome

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yeah...
 
today some chick in my class busted hers up, and yes it is a chick car

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
 
it's only a chick car if you have a roxy sticker in the top middle of your rear windshield, like I do... and a leopard print ski rack and a bike rack on top. if it wasn't leopard print it wouldn't be so girly.

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'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
stop showing off, da car sucks

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"What the world doesn't understand," says Craven, still zigzagging through the parking lot, "is that what we don't have enough of is cold, not heat."

Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
I'm a fan of jettas. get the vr6

- Tom

"My choice is what I choose to do, and if I'm causing no harm why should it bother you, and your choice is who you choose to be so if you're causing no harm your alright with me. If you don't like my fire then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down."

Ben Harper
 
fuck that, but ok i'm sure your civic is far far superior

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.
 
no there not, i mean chicks like them, and everytime they are in my car they say cute car i really like it. but i love it jettas are so dope

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

 
fuck yeah they get us mad bitches

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.
 
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