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keagan.karstens

keagan.karstens

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saw this in slc right outside my apartment

[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1008995/trim-FDC641FD-7CC2-433A-A0C4-60AEB1939EB1-MOV[/video]
 
Please move out while you still can

That is a fellow skier marking his core dominance over you

i am warning u these feuds can get pretty intense
 
just wait till u realize half the city is tagged with zoot

you're gonna have made 100s of threads by the end of the semester lmfao
 
One time this dude posted his email on here by accident and I sent him a new picture of a different species of lizard every Sunday for 3 months. Now I know where you live so im literally gonna send a real life fucking lizard to your doorstep on a monthly basis. Its gonna be like a subscription box. I am willing to pay up to $150 a month to send you exotic lizards for the next 10 years. THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR DOING THIS PUSSY

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

WHEN

AHHHHHHHHHH
 
dude you see skiers all the time in slc, I sold dale talkington cheese one time, saw meeks on a date with his girl, sold ross imburgia two racks of ribs, lived in a house that steve stepp lived in before me and him and his roommates left a bunch of skis, also his W-2s got mailed to us lol. This was all in like 2 years
 
It’s actually a pretty smart tag when u think of it tho. It’s quick and simple but not just a basic smiley face it’s something you’ll remember
 
This keagan guy seems like a real chill bro to have an argument / discussion with. Just makes reasonable points and also admits when it’s a bad take. Like the opposite of Dolan.

14313427:keagan.karstens said:
I don’t hate him
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14313446:deathvalley69 said:
I'm sorry but tagging something with the logo of a ski brand is one of the cringiest things I've ever seen
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I’d bet the owner of said ski company did the tag.
 
14313463:-Dan said:
I’d bet the owner of said ski company did the tag.
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Yeah I would think so too based on his Instagram lol

Which is way better than just some guy who thinks Jet is cool doing it but it's still kinda tryhard
 
14313425:PimpChimpin said:
That’s pdog marking his territory since you hate him so much
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If you see the logo it’s one of the telltale signs that Pierre is tracking you down.

Keagan run while you still have time chances are he’s gonna send you something to do with soldier pants next
 
14313489:Max.bro said:
If you see the logo it’s one of the telltale signs that Pierre is tracking you down.

Keagan run while you still have time chances are he’s gonna send you something to do with soldier pants next
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Maybe I want soldier pants
 
14313446:deathvalley69 said:
I'm sorry but tagging something with the logo of a ski brand is one of the cringiest things I've ever seen
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Wull

Wull

wull

jet isn’t a brand bro it’s a lifestyle

tbh you shouldn’t even be talking about them if you don’t know bro

theyre not just icelantics bro

you don’t just buy them bro you join a blood sworn brotherhood bro

was that core? Idk I don’t use Newschoolers
 
14313402:BLandz said:
One time this dude posted his email on here by accident and I sent him a new picture of a different species of lizard every Sunday for 3 months. Now I know where you live so im literally gonna send a real life fucking lizard to your doorstep on a monthly basis. Its gonna be like a subscription box. I am willing to pay up to $150 a month to send you exotic lizards for the next 10 years. THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR DOING THIS PUSSY

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

WHEN

AHHHHHHHHHH
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Ruindays.com its the best. Send anonymous pranks to people. I sent a tube filled with tiny little glitter dicks to my friend who lives at home with his parents and is also 28. He opened it in his dads suburban and that shit was everywhere. Hah! I told him it was me like 3 months later and he had no idea. Its been 2 years and every now and then he will call me to tell me he found a random tiny glitter dick haha. Also still lives at his parents.
 
14313585:partyandBS said:
Ruindays.com its the best. Send anonymous pranks to people. I sent a tube filled with tiny little glitter dicks to my friend who lives at home with his parents and is also 28. He opened it in his dads suburban and that shit was everywhere. Hah! I told him it was me like 3 months later and he had no idea. Its been 2 years and every now and then he will call me to tell me he found a random tiny glitter dick haha. Also still lives at his parents.
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Hope you helped him pick that shit up
 
14313589:keagan.karstens said:
Hope you helped him pick that shit up
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He didnt know who sent it until i told him months later. Turns out he was talking to a few girls at once so he thought one of them found him out but he didnt know which one so that makes it even more hilarious. Real stand up guy haha.
 
I heard that if you're core enough and stand on the tag and attempt to go down it like a mario warp pipe, you'll be transported to an underground indoor slope.
 
Sorry man but what you experienced is called eating a strangers brownie in East Rutherford, New Jersey

14313611:a_pla5tic_bag said:
I heard that if you're core enough and stand on the tag and attempt to go down it like a mario warp pipe, you'll be transported to an underground indoor slope.
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This happened to me once in west Rutherford. Hanging with this dude

named Evan Heath. He said he had “desert” in his blue Subaru Outback.

i have never been the same since

14313650:skierman_jack said:
Sorry man but what you experienced is called eating a strangers brownie in East Rutherford, New Jersey
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14313711:Emmitjswan said:
This happened to me once in west Rutherford. Hanging with this dude

named Evan Heath. He said he had “desert” in his blue Subaru Outback.

i have never been the same since
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Homie woke up with newschoolers stickers shoved up his ass
 
Another victim shares their tragic story

14313711:Emmitjswan said:
This happened to me once in west Rutherford. Hanging with this dude

named Evan Heath. He said he had “desert” in his blue Subaru Outback.

i have never been the same since
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HEATHGATE will not be ignored
 
Wholy shit my helmet got jet skis tagged brooo whooo would do this!? Now I have to piss On my helmet

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Dude I was just as shocked, I woke up and was like wow not sure I deserved that. But thank you.

edit: lmao I knew someone would bring that up

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14316948:keagan.karstens said:
Dude I was just as shocked, I woke up and was like wow not sure I deserved that. But thank you.

edit: lmao I knew someone would bring that up

**This post was edited on Sep 1st 2021 at 10:22:23pm
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Bro u go to school with PDog lmao and congrats at MOTM I’m betting 2 months before they send u ur armada beanie and sticker pack
 
14316952:WoFlowz said:
Bro u go to school with PDog lmao and congrats at MOTM I’m betting 2 months before they send u ur armada beanie and sticker pack
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I’m genuinely scared to see him in person cuz I feel bad. I keep expecting him to pop out around every corner on campus

Edit: and thanks man

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