Jesus on the Slopes?!?!?

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HelmutJr

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I always make sure to say a quick prayer before i hit the slopes for the day

and before each run

does anyone else do this?

Jesus is the kewlllest!!!!

Holla!
 
no cant say i do but whatever works for you....... different strokes for different floks

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Yea i throw one up to God b4 hittin the slopes just thankin him for alot of things

To all the Killaz and the $100 Dolla Billaz.....Midwestskier.com
 
Before and after a rowdy line, if I remember, I use all the help I can get.

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What's on the other side of that wall?

-'Death.' (Johnny D. after Kristi fell off the back of the PBP wall in 1242)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
my theory is...

...if someone as cooool as Mel Gibson is into Jesus and pals

than maybe its something worth looking into

and let me tell you

Jesus has paid off great for me so far

i love that guy!!!

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phrosty...

you dont know what you are talking about

last time i checked ppl werent rising from the dead that often before jesus did it

and if anyone was a poser wouldnt it be anyone who practices a religion???

bc pretty much every religion is based on an extremely holy individual that the followers try to emulate

brush the dust off your brain so that next time you reply i wont have to make such a fool out of you

im out!

Holla!
 
anyone wanna bet me the helmuthjr is 14 years old, short, gay. And believes everything in the bible cause his rents tell him to. for all the other peeps out thre that say a lil prayer to jesus before hitting the mtn thats kewl, kepp on keepin' on

 
hey stuart...

if you have a problem with me just say it

and you are wrong on everything but one thing

i am 10 and 3/4, tall, and gay

get it right....cock

you wanna fight stuart???

you just made the first punch

and i swung back hard and knocked you against the ropes

i doubt that this one will go 15 rounds

ill have you knocked out in 3...cock

Holla!
 
HAHHAHAAHA i think we found our nxt mommy

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Crack Rules Everything Around Me (new meaning for C.R.E.A.M.)

'out here in NY pussy flows like water' - my friend telling why NY is a guys paridse.

'i was walking along and their like you gotta hit it' Crystal-Needs-A-Park

HOLLA! ANCIENT REPRESENT!! ANCIENTINC.COM

ETSAHCCLNPKP(TAOS)UTLILDMLFSM*NWF-T*TBDTCFPAA REPRESENT!

HALLA!
 
thats a good comeback dude

siiike...it was not good at allll

why dont you just keep all of your thoughts and feelings to yourself from now on

if i wanted to hear from an asshole id fart

i winnnn 1-0...cock

Holla!
 
our next mommy? hardly, mommy is a genious. this faggot is more like a fagwagon. people are burried alive all the time asshole the bible is ficton. Jesus just got people high, but yea I'va done this before, I'm over it now.

 
Naw yall HelmutJr makes a solid point. Jesus Representation is the way to go. Yall get the chance to ride, damn we all betta be thankin him.

Ain't no thing keepin it real. Prayers are the way to go.

 
Oh yeh i better beleve in jesus cuz some dudes said he rose from the dead 2000 years ago, told by word of mouth, then maybe it was written down 40 years later, yeh... um.. ok.

I'm Pro-Choice on Everything, Vote Libertarian! BITCH
 
Works for me, I believe. Why not thank the God I believe in when I'm enjoying what I believe is his creation? Or chuck up a prayer before I do something stupid?

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Why pray to some mexican guy when I can pray to beer and pussy?

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PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
 
Hahaha that helmet kid totally said 'sike'...man when's the last time anybody said 'sike' good googly moogly that's funny

-a.k.a. The Flyin' Hawaiian

-Go Huck Yourself

-Friends don't let friends jib and jive.
 
sike is so 1980s

and cant say ive ever prayed before skiing

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth

'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth

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'everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey' -ATLANTASKI
 
yeah but jesus is over two thousand years old so its right on time for a christian.

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when im in the air or steep face im more like please god please god.. not really pray you no.

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the best idea ever was the one that was diabolicly hatched today at lunch in the hall way of my school. It involved a boat and beer and selling that beer to 14 yearolds for like $3 a bottel, so that way from every 24 we got, we would get 12 and then never have to pay for our own beer again. and if the poilice tried to stop us, we were drive away in a boat (which doesnt have a licence plate) but, if there were on a baot, we were throw peanuts at them, cause its highly probable that one of them in alergic to then and he would go into anaphletic shock and we were get away. if that didnt work we were catapult cows at them and wait for the headlines 'police boat sunk by flying cows'. --Apple.
 
about jesus rising from the dead, and performing other miracles, would you beleive it if david copperfield said he was the second coming of the lord, and used his ability to perform 'miracles' as proof, neither would i, thats why i dont beleive jesus was the christ

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^the worst reason not to believe in Jesus.

look at it like this....

Everyone believes that George Washington lived and crossed the Delaware River right? Why should we? were we there? it's written in history right? well the Bible is a big history book with many interesting stories.

'I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman,' -a certain California governor

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i hate jesus more then anything, and i live a happy fulffiled life.... this is a really really bad debate, if you want informed opinions on the subject, go to evolution vs. intelligent design thread in the non-ski gabber... this is pre-school shit

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loving or hating Jesus has nothing to do with this life. it has everything to do with the afterlife.

-Caitie-

'Have nothing to do with stupid and senseless controversies; you know that they only breed quarrels.' ~2 Timothy 2:23
 
Well you can keep living your life, sacraficing time where you could have been living, and worshiping santa clause, and im gonna live every momeny to the fullest while im here because i know that THIS IS IT..... dont take this time for granted....

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Stuart88, you used the world 'rents' you must be a 12 year old girl. You lose.

Jesus rules.

please pass the salt
 
i should pray alot more before i ski......sometimes i forget when im throwin down but i always say a hail mary or just a prayer before im attackin a techy line or tryin a new trick or burly ass rail

handicaped skiing

is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

 
i thank him when i come down hard, and dont get hurt

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Yeah it's true.. I heard the Bush administration now controls 80% of the worlds magic.

 
flatspinner, u must be retarted, i never said i didnt beleive jesus existed, or that he didnt perform 'miracles' i just said that thats no reason to beleive that hes the christ, because the miracles very well could have been hoaxes

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Here's a like for everybody who thinks that Jesus is an 'ideal' or wasn't real or didn't rise from the dead. If you have a few minutes, I'd ecourage you to listen to the sermon for March 14th. It's not up, but it will be soon. For those of you who don't have the time for it, here it is in a nutshell. The bible is far and away the most easily verifiable historical manuscript in existence. Here's how it works.

Assume for a minute that an event happens. Now, somebody goes out and writes the accout of it out on a manuscript and over time, others do the same.

The writings of Aerostotle (sp?) were reproduced by 7 different people over 1000 years after they happened, yet we accept them as fact.

The writings of Ceasar were reproduced by 8 different people that we know of 1300 years after they actually happened, yet we accept them as true.

The writings about Jesus's death and resurection were reproduced over 2000 times within 50 years of his death and resurection. So, how the can you say that Jesus wasn't just as real as the rest of these people?

As for the original question, I pray to Jesus every day regardless of whether I'm skiing or not, because if not for him, I'd be dead before I could so much as post this message.

Here's the link to the sermon page I was talking about for anybody who's interested.
http://www.tworiverschurch.org/w_pa...on&PHPSESSID=4f1ab632c63ea79b7ffe902ac78793c0

 
Have you heard of the game 'telephone'? If that many people have been able to put their own spin on the stories that were told don't you think things would have been exagerated by now? I am not dis crediting the bible but i find it hard to believe that it is as accurate as you say it is.

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and the faggot who made the comment about the technical lines in ATL......well i dont ski the ATL ass master..... whenever i go outwest to my timeshare in Stemboat or whenever i hit up whistler or alta i ski backcountry lines......dont think that all i do i ski North carolina terrain park..

handicaped skiing

is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

 
zac, thats stupid, again ill use david copperfield as an example, if a reporter wrotes about one of his shows, and happens to be very naive, he might write that copperfield truly can perform magic, because he saw him dissapear, or cut a woman in half, i personally would accept that he 'sawed a woman in half' or that he 'dissapeared' but i would certainly be more skeptical about the magic part, the only difference with jesus in my opinion is that people reading the story beleived that he was magic, im not saying that i KNOW he wasnt the son of god, im saying that i dont think so

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Who cares what you pray to before skiing- everyone prays for the same thing- dont let me die etc et on this next hit-

To Mister 'AERostotle' Aristotle's doctrine is accepted as fact because we have his original writings, plus writings on his writings by Greek, medievil philosophers like Ptolemy, Copernicus, etc.. and they all agree-

The bible is not to be literally interpreted, nor is any religious text(Koran, Torah, etc)as evidenced by creation versus evolution, Heliocentric philosophy,...

The backs are curved up for show only, right?-- weekend warrior

Jesus died for our sins, lets get our money's worth

lifes a garden, dig it

Snowbird

'I am hot shit'- BridgerBowletc.etc.
 
i have no problem accepting that jesus did a lot of things that were pretty impressive, whether they were committed by the hand of god or by slight of hand is another thing, and theres not much proof to go either way on this one, but from my experiences it makes more sense to me that it was some kinda trickery

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