JESUS EXPLAINED

RoofDaRoofieDogg

RoofDaRoofieDogg

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STOP RIGHT THERE!

I have a theory.

Bread has yeast which rises.

Wine is alcohol.

Jesus' blood was wine and his body was bread. So therefore my hypothesis is that jesus was beer-bread. It's plausible, and perhaps the caves heat caused his body to 'rise' again. Jesus was actually bread!

The church is about to cream themselves when they realize that jesus' true form was literally as he said it.
 
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Well it has no less credibility than any other stories I've heard about Jesus so I'm with you on this one.
 
this is so fucking disrespectful. have some respect for what is probably the most important and significant event in the history of mankind
 
I had no idea that you had such an emotional connection with bread. I apologize for slandering bread with jesus' name. My post was intolerant towards you breadites and I apologize sincerely.
 
i wont get into the promised land if i kill myself, but i am excited to die some day in the name of jesus
 
Why does the US Military spend so much?

America is preparing our army for an Alien invasion that we learned about by torturing aliens at Roswell. You complain about the spending now, but in the end it shall save us.

Open your eyes people.
 
I can understand that this is a little disrespectful, but getting offended isn't going to help you or anyone else. You just gotta realize that people are going to joke around and say funny shit like this. Thats just the world we live in. Try not to take it personally.
 
bread in spanish is pan. pan=frying utensil, utensil sounds like pencil. pencils are used on paper. Paper, invented by the chinese. Chinese like rice... rice is often pan fried... fried... a techique often used at mcdonalds.. mcdonalds... the worlds largest food chain.. christianity is the worlds largest religion... jesus=leader of said christianity. therefore, Jesus=bread.
 
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