jessica

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Jessica Simpson

Where has your love gone

It's not in your music, no

You need a vacation

To wake up the cavemen

And take them to Mexico

Jessica, Jessica Simpson

You've got it all wrong

Your fraudulent smile

The way that you feinted the day that you die

My bodies in shambles

Inthrusted with brambles

That sharpen the air I breathe

What's on the menue

Jessica can you

Take down my order please

Jessica, Jessica Simpson

You've got it all wrong

Your fraudulent smile

The way that you feinted the day that you die

Tomorrow gets closer

A purple bulldozer

Is calling you on the phone

Your lovelife preceeds you

Your son in law feeds you

Injections of cortizone

Jessica, Jessica Simpson

You've got it all wrong

Your fraudulent smile

The way that you feinted the day that you die

Jessica Simpson

Where has your love gone

It's not in your music

So where has it gone then?

Jessica...

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com

 
she is so fucking dumb. it makes me mad

Live every day, like today is your last.

SEASON 04 --> Call me the bus driver, cuz im takin you to school!

NORTHEN REPRESENT
 
id hit it

'well it looks like we fucked up and killed the only son of god because we're fucking gay like gay porn'
 
Yeah she is Teresa. She's annoying and whiney adn stupid and way too over-protective.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
it doesnt matter what she says as long as she looks hot while saying it

I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire-Hank Hill
 
I KNOW THAT SONG!!!!! hahahah when i first heard it i was like 'hahah what kind of crazy shit is this?' and then i listened to it again and i thought it was awesome.

mah baby's got sauce, your baby aint sweet like mihne
 
i don't think she's that hot....plastic women don't really do it for me, plus her age and her IQ are probably in a constant struggle to outdo each other

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
^ lol nice one

Matt

Member 2912

Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

Another story coming soon...
 
haha, thats beautiful

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
we heard that in the cafeteria the other day and busted out. to whoever, i dont think she has had plastic surgery, if that is what you meant, but she is a little too barbie for me. but i guess if i had to, i probally would...

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

CLICK CLICK BLOODY PANCAKE!!!!
 
she could get all the plastic surgery she wants she couldn't look any more fake than she does now

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
i'd still hit it

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
Jessica is a stupid ass blonde I cant watch that show for more than 10 minutes she acts like a fucking idiot.

Girls that ski are hot. Girls that look at Ski magazine are ten time hotter. www.bbsra.com
 
^acts or is

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My hate for flanker increases hourly

well then color me gay!! wheeeeeeeeeee wheres my ass beads? - crystal-needs-a-park
 
^Acts like in she is if u know what i mean

Girls that ski are hot. Girls that look at Ski magazine are ten time hotter. www.bbsra.com
 
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