Jess Cumming "The True Hollywood Story"

smith4484

smith4484

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Her name is Cumming, not Cummings. There is no 'S' in her last name. She is not moving to South Africa, but rather living here in Aspen. She is sitting to my right, drinking a forty, fucked up off absinthe. She will only wear her knee brace if it matches her outfit, otherwise she will sacrifice her knee for the sake of fashion. She is actually five feet nine inches tall. She is still riding for K2, Rip Curl, Bolle, Aspen/Snowmass, and DECYFER. She is not an antisemite, but rather loves the little jewish boys (you know who you are DSPIN180) She laughs at all everyone on this site that makes up shit about her moving to South America. The only way she is going, is if we can raise enough money to send her and I there. Message me if you are interested in making a donation.

P.S. She has lost 15 pounds since she has blown out here knee.

P.P.S If you have any further questions about Ms. Cumming, deal with it.......man.

BRILLIANT!!!!!

Remember Freedom

Robbie Wade (7-21-83)-(8-4-02)

We are all going to miss you. RIP it up in heaven
 
Its true, everything he is saying is true. I hung out with her last night here in Aspen, and I am friends with her roomate.....if you know what I mean. I concure that she is not an antisemite, but rather loves the little jew in me. Thanks smith4484LAO for finally releasing the real deal about Jess Cumming. We owe you a bunch, look for my donation in the mail, you two have a good time in South Africa. Do it. Do it.

BRILLIANT!!!!!

 
okkkkkkkkkkk?

'grip it and rip It'- hansel(Zoolander)

LITTLE DUCKY SAYS HI!!!!!!!!@@@@I WANT PENIS!!!

well me and my chick were gettin busy at her place when her parents were gone, we were in the basement so she says to go upstairs and get a condom and im naked and i obviously ran to go get it, it was dark as hell too so on my way back downstairs i missed the last 2 steps and fell flat on the ground with an boner, i was so lucky - Lateralis

 
^Im with him! this is all a load of crap!

Jesus saves!

Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild
 
You all wanna come skiing in South America give me a call i hit the slopes with you all, hah im in Chile soo we can chill.

PEace

 
who the hell is jess cumming?

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

 
*holds out hand*

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
does she suck dick?

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
lateralis you should give her some anal ravaging since liam downey hasnt piltrated your anus yet

handicaped skiing

is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

 
im not jewish..but my nickname is the jew :)

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

 
shes good at it too laterlais

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-Nicholas

Ten Pin Bollers Cult

Simon Dumont is particulary fond of the halfpipe, beacuse soaring over all teh people on the deck gives him a veiw of the world, he doesn't get walking around
 
if you do not believe these words, ask Basil Rizzuto, or Scandelous Johnson. they were there as well. You will never accuse me or anyone of that nature of lying. And you listen here, Jess was wearing a yellow shirt with black poka dots, and a black ribbon around the belly, there is no way she could have worn a brace with that color. And SmithLAO is right you will deal with it...... MAN. DO IT, DO IT

BRILLIANT!!!!

 
^ur jewish...you have no credibility

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

 
you kno what I really dont give a shit honestly not to be a dick, but I'm sure a lot of people on this site could careless about this post. Well, I kno I don't whatever. Just my opinion

Keep, Keep on truckin' Yeah...Good Stuff

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

sit booboo sit. Good dog.
 
yaay for being Jewish

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Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are Rules.

 
well if shes good at it, then thats great!

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
stephen, thank you for trying to help all these poor lost souls. i feel bad for jess with all the people on here talking about her who don't know her

now to change the subject, who wants to purchase pictures of jess and my friend sophie (a really hot blonde) making out at my neighbors house earlier this year? whoever the top bidder is wins the pics...

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 this is the life God chose for me...
 
I have seen this pic, and trust me, it is worth top dollar.

Remember Freedom

Robbie Wade (7-21-83)-(8-4-02)

We are all going to miss you. RIP it up in heaven
 
ill open with 1 dollar

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan

 
50 for me

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
Finn you tool box, you should just give them to me, you know why? Remember that night in vegas a couple years back...? Well they wanted to throw twice as much baby powder on your pretty little face while you slept, but I said no, and made them cut back the amount to a small handful.

And I'm Jewish.

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Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are Rules.

 
just leave the beautiful babies alone....you are so money baby and you do not even know it you're so money.

You're like a big bear with big fangs and big claws and she's like a little bunny rabbit and she's just cowering in the corner she's scared of you. You have these big claws and fangs and you don't know what to do with them. Big claws and big fangs baby. You're so money baby.

Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
 
levin, i didn't even know you then, the fact that you were in MY hotel room throwing baby powder on ME makes you deserve only a huge kick to the groin, no matter how much or little there was. i wasn't even drunk, i was just sleeping you bastard. i owe you nothing

hahahahaha

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 this is the life God chose for me...
 
if i touch ^^ you can i have them?

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
i just realized jess was at high north when i was, i rode the van to whistler with her, and i had no idea who she was, i just saw a pic of her on the k2 site and recognized her. i mean i noticed that she was a sick skier, but i didnt know she was so famous

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
yeah if you were drunk berman was talking about molesting you.

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Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are Rules.

 
^hahahahahahaa

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan

 
ya stephen, really solid facts. everyone who thinks that is crap, listen to smith4484, joker, and DSpin180. they tell no lies. Stephen knows what up. i got ur back

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HCC fo yo punk ass!

Smith, Obermeyer, and Fiji- (aint no thang)
 
dspin180 sent me some hate mail..i think its cause i said he was jewish and had no credibility....i was only joking tho...will he ever forgive me?:(

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan

 
HEY ASK ME IF I CARE?

.........NO I COULDNT GIVE A FUCK

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Crack Rules Everything Around Me (new meaning for C.R.E.A.M.)

'out here in NY pussy flows like water' - my friend telling why NY is a guys paridse.

'i was walking along and their like you gotta hit it' Crystal-Needs-A-Park

HOLLA! ANCIENT REPRESENT!! ANCIENTINC.COM

SKIING IS SOOOOO HIP RIGHT NOW!

ETSAHCCLNPKP(TAOS)UTLILDMLFSM REP! REP!
 
u didnt let me ask me first ya bastard

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan

 
^you should probably start with writing posts that make sense

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth

'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth

'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey

'everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey' -ATLANTASKI
 
he said ask me if i care...and he answered the post before i had the chance to ask him if he cared...foo

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan

 
^ the man the myth the legend... cabisnotforskiers... appearing in this month's AXIS magazine...

4FRNT.

Sidewinder Sports
 
isnt jess on ns.com?

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-steve

'life begins at point a and ends at point b. kick major ass!'

-Ted Nugent
 
levin is jewish? nice. i am too, jews are take over skiing.

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www.nomics-inc.com
 
is she related to griffen cummings?

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would people laugh if i took snowblades to summer camp? - some snowblader
 
is it griffen cummings or cumming?

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would people laugh if i took snowblades to summer camp? - some snowblader
 
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