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skogenjake

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my friends dads girlfriend has a house there. i leave with him for a week to go there.

i dont know much about it. whats there to do. i think its probably a pretty nice area, because she has a porsche.
 
have fun spending the summer with douche bags like this

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yeah well she is sicilian...im hoping she'll let chris take her car so we can go to the other states around there without the growing up gotti kids
 
yes there is surfing. but not alot. im going up this tuesday to long beach island. its a really fun place. we chill and drink and crochet and try to pick up girls with ridiculous pick up lines. if you want to try and hang pm me.

and ive never seen guys like the ones posted above but if i do i will call them gweedo faggots. ill post a picture of the real dudes there
 
my friend has a house in LBI surf city i go there quite often during the summer the surfing is really good the surf fishing is usually really good uhh i no of a couple clubs such as THE CATCH and THE SURF CLUB pretty decent just chill on the beach and get slurps at 7-11 evreyday its nice down there
 
the kid in the second picture on the right looks like a giant. idk if it's just the picture but he looks really big
 
if ur over 21 go to Joe Pops, good times

if not, smoke blunts, drink alot, rent a jetski, etc, and hit on as many hot jersey skanks u can

damn i love jersey
 
don't expect much great surfing though. just checked the forecast and looking like this weekend to early next week will be terrible. break out the bodyboard and ride shorebreak. u never know though, some random storm could come through
 
guidos are only in seaside, asbury park, and some other shit holes. Mainly seaside. If you go to any of the nice towns, they are ridiuclously nice. Play mini golf, eat good pizza, go to teh beach? Yea you might want to do that
 
ive been going to ocean city since i was a kid, and there are not that many guidos there, cuase the islands dry. but ye the surf is actually shitty during the summer unless theres a hurricane or ts. all of those above pictures are taken in late fall or winter.
 
AHHH LONG BEACH ISLAND! my grandpa built a house there in the 20's and ive been going there for like 4 months a year since i was 2 weeks old. there are no greasy kids, but if there are i will try and fight them.

the time there consists of surfung, getin crunk, hanging with stevens, and talking to girls with gay pickup lines (cuz if they say no, it dont matta)
 
LBI schedule with stevens:

wake up at like 12

go surf

ride longboards to buy gas station/ deli sangwiches (panini?)

crochet

surf

go pick up girls in fantasy island with funny ass shit pick up lines

get crunk all day

listen to ska music all day

(theres more, but that is the hightlight)
 
that deli is the shit huge ass sadwichs and chucnk munchers is good 2 and the big dipper has great ice cream
 
yo if u head out early.. the surf isnt TO bad... and yea lbi/ocean city are the places to be on the jersey shore.. im heading down there wed. so if ur lookin for some peole to surf with pm me
 
yeah i remember that in 05 we got like 20' clean breaks down in wildwood/cape may october 05, i had pictures but forgot were i seved them shit was sick. i took the pictures around my office and offered 20 bucks if anyone could tell me where they were taken, i got the usaull of cali an HI but nobaby even came close to saying the jersey shore. the only proff is in the on shot you see a couple walking on the beach in winter coats, hats and gloves. jersey is money if you hit it right.
 
there are a FUCKING LOT of these kids...i think i saw the 3 gotti boys, but then again they ALL LOOK THE SAME and its HILARIOUS

girls here, they just constantly are yelling "your hot" and shit out the window. they may be hornier than guy...
 
shiieeet jersey shore. meeeh, shitty surf normally but hey, its the east coast, it has its days if you got a swell(rare). buuut, boardwalk in OC kicks ass as said above, good stuff there, uhh idk just have fun i guess, theres enough to do down there, its a pretty wide island depending on where you are.
 
sorry to bring back an old thread but i saw the comment about 20' ft clean waves in jersey and i just wanted to straighten things out. no break in jersey can hold 20 ft waves let alone the whole east coast. jersey can hold 14' max. the only 20' waves wil very rarely found in RI or Fl and only if theres a rogue storm or hurricane. sorry about the rant just wanted to clear that up.
 
well surfing was fun and meeting up with you ns kids was too

and dude, she had a boyfriend. you know what im talking about.
 
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