Jerry or Gaper

depends

I call beginner skiers gapers

Beginners of other sports jerrys

And skiers in the parks who don't what the doing joeys (A.K.A racers)
 
13604062:Slush said:
Jerry, gapper, gorby, they're all the same

Jerry:

-almost knows how to ski

-wears camping backpack inbounds

-upright stance while skiing, either too many or no pole plants

-deluded into believing he/she is good

-gopro mount hangs off head to point at face, gopro is facing the wrong way

-uses a gopro

-slides down steeper pitches perpindicular to the way skis are supposed to be pointed

-jump turns

-helmet looks like bike helmet

-hand warmers in gloves equivalent to sponges

Gapper (gaper):

-str8 up can't ski

-pizza

-gaper tuck

-sunglasses or gaper gap

-also uses gopro, helmet mount

-columbia/north face/wal-mart

-rental skis, boots, helmet
 
13604107:Deforestation said:
Jerry:

-almost knows how to ski

-wears camping backpack inbounds

-upright stance while skiing, either too many or no pole plants

-deluded into believing he/she is good

-gopro mount hangs off head to point at face, gopro is facing the wrong way

-uses a gopro

-slides down steeper pitches perpindicular to the way skis are supposed to be pointed

-jump turns

-helmet looks like bike helmet

-hand warmers in gloves equivalent to sponges

Gapper (gaper):

-str8 up can't ski

-pizza

-gaper tuck

-sunglasses or gaper gap

-also uses gopro, helmet mount

-columbia/north face/wal-mart

-rental skis, boots, helmet

Damn I didn't know there was a legit difference. My b
 
13604107:Deforestation said:
Jerry:

-almost knows how to ski

-wears camping backpack inbounds

-upright stance while skiing, either too many or no pole plants

-deluded into believing he/she is good

-gopro mount hangs off head to point at face, gopro is facing the wrong way

-uses a gopro

-slides down steeper pitches perpindicular to the way skis are supposed to be pointed

-jump turns

-helmet looks like bike helmet

-hand warmers in gloves equivalent to sponges

Gapper (gaper):

-str8 up can't ski

-pizza

-gaper tuck

-sunglasses or gaper gap

-also uses gopro, helmet mount

-columbia/north face/wal-mart

-rental skis, boots, helmet

As much as i hate to say it probably just a few years ago i was all of those on that list.
 
13604062:Slush said:
Jerry, gapper, gorby, they're all the same

Gaper or jerry but gorby just makes you sound like a fucking 10 year old jerry that has skied one more day than your friends and thinks he is pro but cant ski a run with out plowing
 
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