GayWolf420
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Where are they?
Jems Skis
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partyandBS
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14589674:Jems said:
its like a regular ski company but with some Revisions to the traditional business model.
PussyFinder
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Give it a rest you clowns
PresidentSkroob
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Just got my Jems skis in the mail. They suck, to be perfectly honest. They don’t even resemble skis. Straight garbage. These things are rental stolen rental snowboards that have been sawed I half. Don’t buy them.
Skroob skis are where it’s at; they’re the future—the skis we’ve all dreamt of but lacked the imagination to realiate (Is that a word? Well, it is now). Buy Skroob skis.
I should mention, that for every pair of Skroob skis I sell, I’ll murder one puppy in cold blood. Yeah, you heard me. But Skroob skis, you fucking pussies.
Skroob skis are where it’s at; they’re the future—the skis we’ve all dreamt of but lacked the imagination to realiate (Is that a word? Well, it is now). Buy Skroob skis.
I should mention, that for every pair of Skroob skis I sell, I’ll murder one puppy in cold blood. Yeah, you heard me. But Skroob skis, you fucking pussies.
PresidentSkroob
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I drank too much tequila today. But that’s besides the point. Buy Skroob skis. Fuck Jems skis.
14590057:Jems said:
I know this is a joke, but you could legit do that. All you need to do is find enough suckers willing to spend money to buy an open mold design made in the Never Summer plant with your topsheet on it. Then you get to either take a profit, or a few pairs for yourself. Then you can get free ski's and pretend like you can pull a sponsor. Just like Jet ski's and 9th Ward.