Jellyfish...

RudyGarmisch

RudyGarmisch

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fuck that. jelly fish like that scare the shit out of me. I was diving off the coast of nova scotia and a group of those fucking things started moving in around me and I freaked out ... the waters were so thick with the bastards that I aspirated a bit in my respirator. worst experience EVER underwater...
 
i get the feeling that divers shouldn't be anywhere near them. i hate little stupid jellyfish to begin with cause if the get in my wetsuit then it's game over for me.
 
[*]Jellyfish fact:

[*]The most poisonous jellyfish is the Australian sea wasp, or box jellyfish, with enough venom to kill 60 people. Wearing tights is an effective defence

[*]The largest jellyfish ever found was a lion's mane, with a bell 2m (7ft) across, and tentacles extending more than 35m

[*]The notorious Portuguese man o'war is not a jellyfish at all but a collection of different organisms including stinging tentacles

[*]Jellyfish have both male and female characteristics. A group releases sperm and eggs which mix in the water

[*]A collection of jellyfish is known as a smack
 
obviously youve never been stung

once me and my homie were swimming in the bay and he got stung a little, but it wasnt bad. so then we go in the boat out to this dock like 200 meters out. he refuses to jump off because he says he saw a jellyfish. i keep calling him a pussy and i jump in. i climb back up and keep saying how pussy he is, but then he sees another one and wont go again. so i just said fuck you and jumped in. as soon as i landed it felt like there was tons of hair in the water and it was rubbing my legs. then i realized it was a huge fucking jellyfish and crawled out quick. i ended up getting stung all up and down both legs. not really super painful, but really fucking annoying. i felt like such an ass for telling him there was nothing to worry about and then getting stung. but at least i felt like i had bigger balls
 
i still don't believe it. on that site it says the largest jellyfish ever found had a bell of only 7 ft. across. the distance at which that picture would have to be taken to encompass the person and the jelly fish, the water would have to extremely clear.
 
the first one the diver is definetly photoshoped in so im callin bullshit on dat but the second one were you can see the face posted by linerider that looks real cant tell tho
 
Fuck I hate jellyfish.

Even like tiny ones. Only other thing I hate as much are earwigs. Fuck both of them. Im so paranoid right now.
 
ive seen pics of ones with super-long tenticles before but not one with such a huge body. that things HUGE!! i wanna crawl up inside it. or kill it and make a home or a parachute out of its body
 
spongebob would have a field day with that.

i got stung in the lip once by one of those fuckers, i hate jellyfish, worst animal ever, and the word animal is used loosely here, more like "thing".
 
for you still non-believers, here's a little video google puts together about most pop searches. you have to wait until about 1:21 in to get to the part about Nomura's jellyfish, but watching the bit about japanese toilets is also amusing.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6957108449844041721&q=giant+jellyfish&hl=en

 
More like whale jiz, they shoot off like 700 gallons of the shit or something and only 100 go into the female. Not positive on the numbers but it is something like that.
 
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