Jelly Belly CLUB!!!!

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Diabhal

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Yo some family feeling bad for me had bought me a big box of jelly bellys. Now if you don't know these are the king of all jelly beans, they have so many flavours, its just crazy. But i was looking that this brochure that came with it. And on this brochure was an add for the jelly belly FAN CLUB... FOR ALL AGES! Now sure you get images of hundreds of severly overweight pediphiles joining up. But still come on it's a club about candy. Oh ya Jelly Belly Headquarters... located on jelly belly lane!!! ahhhh what Cabin fever does to us.

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there are also AMAZING flavors, and some very very realistic ones

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When life hands you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make a race of super-lemons - Principal Scudworth
 
Yeah the flavours in Jelly Bellies are really intense. Like the coffee ones really taste like it. Some crap ass flavours too like black licorice!

I Bent My Wookie
 
Anyone ever try the Harry Potter jelly beans. Now those were realistic tasting. My friend handed me one and said it was Fruit Punch, of course it was Vomit. I fuckin puked all over(it probably didnt help that I was super wasted).

I'm out like a fat kid playing dodgeball!
 
^ those are fuckin discusting.... the earwax one was horrible

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

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yes they rule jelly belly ones, but omg some of that shit is puke gorss its soo damm nasty but others are just perfecttt

 
jelly belly's are the best. but the harry potter ones man holy shit some of those are nasty ass. like the vomit the booger the dirt the pepper the earwax. dman those flavors are wrong.

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Be your fucking slef.-Bob_Dole

 
all i ever eat are mango, cherry, peach and green apple

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and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

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I tried The Harry Potter ones! My friend and I were eating them kinda like Fear Factor. The sardine one made me puke. The pear and cantalope ones I think are the most realistic

*~*~Good things come in pretty packages!*~*~
 
my sisters in that club but shes at college so i just take the free jelly bellys that come in the mail

erik olson
 
I have a big, tall box thing I named 'Sara's box of jelly and shit' sitting on my dresser. It's full of these jelly bellies i bought at costco and never finished, along with a ton of chcolate and other various candy. In my closet, I have a huge stash of candy canes (at least 7 boxes), sweet hearts (a few bags), and some other candy. Don't ask me why I have it. I don't eat that much candy, but the candy canes and sweet hearts were on those 'stuff everything you can into a bag and only pay a buck for all of it' sales because the holidays were over...maybe someday I'll be in a mood to get a ton of cavities and become a fat child. In the meantime, I'll just admire my candy stash...

-Sara

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the watermelon, where the outside is green and the inside is pink...***Drooool***

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Jalopeno is the worst of all. But i just found written all over the box recipies for mixing jelly beans so that they taste like different stuff. Some of them suck like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, but chocolate sunday looks good.

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