Jelly beans

yojimbo

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particularly jelly belly brand. it really frustrates me that the rasperry and strawberry flavors look identical to the cinnamon flavor, so that when i'm trying to get a dank fruit combo going sometimes i get fucked by this fucking cinnamon. god damnit.
 
i went for a raspberry watermelon apple combo earlier and got fucking hard by the cinnamon trap. it devastated me.
 
for sure

but i'm so sick of jelly beans, my mom keeps "buying them for me" or "for decoration" just so she can eat them, too many jelly beans
 
that is fucking depressing. i like that the watermelons don't look like anything else. it's pretty convenient
 
best jelly beans are jelly belly sours because they don't have any ridiculously disgusting flavors so you can take handfuls without worrying about stumbling upon something revolting that ruins the whole fruity experience
 
oh, i also hate when i'm goin for the caramel apple and get peanut butter. shits naaasty
 
the thing is, the flavor guide is helpful, but when you get to your actual bag of jellybeans certain flavors (cinammon and any other red one) look way to similar to tell. its the only one i have a problem with. everything else you can examine closely and figure out no problem.
 
i used to trick my brother into thinking birdie bots were jelly belly flavors. worked like a charm
 
I just made my friends eat all the buttered popcorns and tutti fruttis out of my bag. Fuck those flavors.
 
hell yeah!

booger=pear

poop=chocolate

grass=green apple

soap=cotton candy (made that one up, they dont have any light blues, he bought it)
 
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