Jeff Kiesel Goes To Jail

I love how Creighton and I were like 110 yards behind him, doing like 100, and Creighton just goes "Cop". So I let off the gas and slow down to 80 before Jeff's brake lights even came on...
 
rumor has it that seconds after the picture was taken Jeff tried to run from him but was later trapped by 65 vermont cops on horses
 
Thats good cuz I dont know if Jeff could take anymore of the prison love im sure he was getting...

...Bubba said he liked Jeffs flowing brunette locks...
 
he told me that he has to go to court in June to face cahrges of beastiality and child pornography. The funny part is, he only had 1 picture in the car...take a guess of what it was of!
 
that was 1 of the 4 main subjects of the photo. One other was a tub of lard. The other two I'll let you figure out, but remember, child pornography AND beastiality.
 
that was like 2 years ago and wasn't even my fault! fuck that shit.

and i'd like to say i hate all of you.
 
i heard he saw mike clark "the super unkown" and let them go because of how famous they were
 
what really happened was .. the cop saw clarke and was pissed cuz his son is one of the other potential "super unknowns" and got pissed and fined them extra
 
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