jeff didnt go to jail, the cops were actually aliens disguised as cops. they abducted him and took him back to their planet. They that jeff's emo-ness will rub off on their overenthusiastic children.
no you dont seem to understand. jeff is a speed machine in his moms audi. he just loves feeling like a soccer mom driving down the mean streets of waterville. ive always known hes dangerous...
you're 100% right. As I stated before, at 9:24 that very morning he ripped past me in the very same car, and I called him and warned him to slow down. He apperently doubted my correctness and look what happened.