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fairygirl

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There are *way* too many styles of girls' jeans. I just got back from shopping at the mall with some of my friends, and there are too many. What ever happened to normal jeans?? There are jeans with ties up the legs, snaps up the legs, flare legs, straight legs, low-riders, stretch, button flies, back zippers...

I ended up buying a pair of low-rider jeans that zip up at the back and have snaps half way up the leg. Yeah...

What kind of styles do guys like most? Most guys that I know prefer girls *without* their pants on, but if you had to say, would you say that there was a particular style that you liked on girls?

I know that this is a pretty pointless post, but I'm bored. I was bored enough to go to the mall, and that's saying something. Anyway...

'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'
 
tight, low ones that highlight the ass. that was an easy one

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
my favourite is when they bend over and you see the jungle peeking out.

'ow'

- Rob after dislocating his shoulder skocking
 
lmao Thanks guys ;)

'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'
 
hahahah westcoaststyle, i totally agree, yeah low jeans that are super tight

Burns: We don't have to be adversaries Homer, we both want a fair union

contract...

Homer's Brain: Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?

Burns: ...and if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours...

Homer's Brain: Wait a minute, is he coming onto me?

Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?

Homer's Brain: Oh my God! He IS coming onto me!'

Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bed-fellows.

Homer's Brain: (Screams)

Homer: Sorry Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure

I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
 
I don't care as long as they're tight on the ass!

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The morning after you and a babe who was formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is NO reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.

 
I always have trouble finding pants that fit coz I have REALLY long legs! I've ended up with low hipster Levi 450s with flared legs, and the longest leg length you can get! They are soooooo comfy so now I wouldn't wear anything else.

* Vixen *
 
I prefer not to wear pants at all...

No! I was just kidding. Whatever covers my ass is fine by me.

'Uh, What is he doing?'

'What does it look like he's doing?'

'Well should he be doing that?'

'I dunno, should he?' - Late night CBC TV.
 
Well I like wearing jeans that flare out at the bottom (Flares & Bootcut) with everthing else tight. Cause it's not fun having jeans that make your butt look big.

'Pipe Is Nice'
 
Jeans that highlight a girls ass are sweet...hahaa. Thats some funny shit some of the other dudes said in the fist few posts....lol.

Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***

'hey, your skis go both ways. Wait, you have bi-sexual skis!' - Said to Matt Harvey by a 50 year old ski instructor

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

 
It sucks for me, I'm small so I need like the smallest size, which a lot of pepole don't have so I sometimes have to get kid sizes. But then I have some abnormally long legs in porportioned to my body so the inseam isn't long enough. So I have to buy a size larger for the right length, and then it's kinda baggy. But then again, I have no ass.

~juliet~

 
I'm short, so I always have to hem my pants. It's annoying, because if I get flared pants, then hemming them wrecks the flare. I have a nice ass though lol.

'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'
 
Ya come on Ali, SHOW US YOUR ASS!

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The morning after you and a babe who was formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is NO reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.

 
Hahaha, I like the no jeans at all thing!

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Andrew

Hey sweet thang, may I offer you a fish sandwich?

-Leon Phelps a.k.a. The Ladies Man
 
Hahaha.. I hate that damn nick name. Maybe I will upload some pics? I'd have to have someone take them though. I don't happen to have any pics of my ass. The pants would be on though ;)

'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'
 
OOH! OOH! OOH! PICK ME! I'll TAKE THE PIX! REALLY I WILL!

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The morning after you and a babe who was formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is NO reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.

 
I have a nice ass too.... :: trails off in thought about her own ass :: Yes, anyway!

'Uh, What is he doing?'

'What does it look like he's doing?'

'Well should he be doing that?'

'I dunno, should he?' - Late night CBC TV.
 
Haha.. Thanks. I appreciate the offer ;)

'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'
 
tight. low. i like the ties up the side...as long as you can't see panties ;-) and panty lines aren't good....ahh..yeah the ties up the side with like a thong strap comin out the top

-_~-_~-_~-_~-_~

'I'm not a deadbeat, low life kid that's going to be a high school dropout.' - Tanner Hall...

...Well said, Tanner.
 
I heard Rebel has a really nice ass. The best in the hemisphere. Thats what I hear!

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Andrew

Hey sweet thang, may I offer you a fish sandwich?

-Leon Phelps a.k.a. The Ladies Man
 
i like mine hella tight and low rise. ask etom and enick and others....they'll tell you how nice my ass is ;)

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~Hot Tamalia :o)
 
my ass is better than yours!! ..but anyway..the smoothe jeans with the zipper on the back are so damn hot!! (im an ass guy..i look at girls asses..not at thier chest!)

Mauii - Ontarian Jibber

Call me Mike!
 
tight ones with nice ass highlights. mmmm. button up fly.

'But won't your hand smell like shit too?'

'Small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies.' ~Brodi and T.S. in the Stink Palm scene of Mallrats
 
yeah those really tight ones with out pockets in the back...those are the best ones...but i prefer hurley jeans they are the best...or black tapered ones..

---The Rail Janitor--

---For All Your Rail Cleaning Needs-
 
Hahaha. It's true. I do have a nice ass :)

Hey fairygirl. I think we should compare our asses.... I think could be a very entertaining series of events.

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'That's my cancer wishing face' - yellowsnow4U wishing cancer upon the server that kept us away from NS
 
Sure rebel, as soon as Diabhal takes those pictures! lol ;)

'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'
 
Let the ass competition begin!

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'That's my cancer wishing face' - yellowsnow4U wishing cancer upon the server that kept us away from NS
 
Any other competitors care to join in? lol

'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'
 
I think most people are intimidated by the greatness that is my ass.

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'That's my cancer wishing face' - yellowsnow4U wishing cancer upon the server that kept us away from NS
 
Pocketless girl jeans tha tare tight are so damn hot!!! But my ass beats all of yours, sorry guys.

Girls used to drop pennies, pens, erasers, just so I would bend over and pick them up! Its the truth! Eventually, I just told em that I would bend over for them, if they would bend over for me later, naked, in my room. They stopped asking me to bend over after that one.

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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get that out of the way, then go live in an old folks home, then you should get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then on your first day at work you should get a gold watch. You work 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement, you go drinking and partying, then get ready for high school. You go to elementary school, become a kid, you play, you have no responsiblities, you become a little baby, you go back and spend your last 9 months floating around in a spa and then you finish up as an orgasm!
 
haha yeah, i stare at my ass all the time in the mirror

low, tight jeans with boot cut or flared. prefect

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seth
 
I must see the pics, I want to see if the rumors are true about rebel. plus i wouldn't mind seeing fairygirls ass either! I second rebels coment 'LET THE ASS COMPETITION BEGIN!'

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Andrew

Hey sweet thang, may I offer you a fish sandwich?

-Leon Phelps a.k.a. The Ladies Man
 
Yeah, we know!

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Andrew

Hey sweet thang, may I offer you a fish sandwich?

-Leon Phelps a.k.a. The Ladies Man
 
Haha.. This is hilarious. Diabhal, we gotta get together so you can take those pics! lol

'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'
 
Ok, i'll be over, 10 alock tonight. ok?

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The morning after you and a babe who was formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is NO reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.

 
Ten o'clock it is! lol

'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'
 
Rebel's a guy???? There goes all my dreams :(

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'That's my cancer wishing face' - yellowsnow4U wishing cancer upon the server that kept us away from NS
 
By the way, Diabhal, I love the icon. Hehehehe.. I was surprised to see it, but I'm clothed, so it's all good ;)

'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'
 
i know what u mean about finding good jeans, honestly it takes me ages to find a pair i like/the fits right, heres the prob:i need a small size, thats long cause ive got leg, but then comes the prob... meh arse... and well...it sucks, but the good thing about it is that if im short on lunch money i can bounce a quarter off it and it comes back 50 cents.
 
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