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yetirolfe

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jay and silent bob strike back is the fucking best movie in the world. i suggest to everyone to live their lives after jay and silent bob. fuck ya

 
its all about stupid shit...why don't you just rent mallrats...its better.

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I always say what I feel and that is a promise, nothing in life is above being honest - 311

from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311
 
both movies were absolutely brilliant, but adam is right, mallrats was better

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Shut up steel rabbit your a fucking sallie with no asthetics. If you wern't so ignorant you would probably be better able to understand Kevin Smith movies. The man is a genius, recognize.

 
Orson Wells is a genious, Stanley Kubric is a genious. kevin Smith is a homophobic dumbass that makes slapstick stupid movies that appeal to social reject potheads. You call me ignorant? Go watch Citizen Kane or Doctor Strangelove and get the fuck outa my face

 
stanley kubric and kevin smith are fucking genious's except for eyes wide sut that movie is fucked up(except for the prgy scene), but come on all of kevin's mvoies are the shit. represent

 
Fuck fuck mother mother fuck mother mother fuc fuck mother fuck mother fuck noich noich noich 1,2, 1,2,3,4 noich noich noich smokin weed smokin wize doin coke drinkin beers drinkin beers beers beers. Rollin faties smokin blunts who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts, rollin blunts and smok....uhhhhhh let me get a nickle bag? !5 bucks little man put that shit in m y hand if htat money doesn't show than you owe me owe me oh.

Uh.....What class do we have?

Mr. Law

what?

I forgot
 
Jay and silent Bob is the best movie in the world, it ties with How High. How is this movie made for social reject potheads? I might smoke a lot of weed that doesn't make me a social reject pothead. Who thinks that shit up anyways? What kind of homo calls potheads social rejects? We are society!! I can say that i know under 5 people in my life that i have ever met that havn't tried drugs, so whos the social reject now.

Jay and Silent Bob is the sickest movie ever anyone else who sees otherwise has a tight ass, and i wanna do them in the bumb.

Uh.....What class do we have?

Mr. Law

what?

I forgot
 
Oh and that little song i typed up ahead of this shit is the trippiest part of the movie, i have never ever laughed that hard in my life

Uh.....What class do we have?

Mr. Law

what?

I forgot
 
fUCK YOU, ya fuckin art house fag! kevin smith is a goddamned genius and all of the Jersey series films are great, even/esp. Mallrats. its cheezepenis critics like who are looking for the next fucking English Patient that ruin the full potential of great flicks such as kevin smith films, and relegates them to 'cult' pictures. the reason picture become 'cult' is because a few select individuals can pull their heads out of their asses and realize the true glory and grandure of such movies.

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i am a fan of both kevin smith and orson welles. the world needs both ends of the spectrum. kevin smith films are somewhat less intelligent and epic than that of kubrick or welles, but they are still better than 95% of the films that are out today. rather than bashing smith, why not tell us what makes art house better than other genres; in your opinion, of course.

by the way gomer, i really don't think u can argue that art house films are any less important or are inferior to whatever it is u like to watch.

 
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snowboarders get ass
 
Kevin Smith makes great movies. And to say they are for noone other then social reject potheads is a serious mistake...

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Jay and Silent Bob had to be the biggest waste of money and time i have ever spent it was beyond horrible

Trying is the First Step to Failure.~Homer~
 
Urbanskier, I replayed that song in the beginning at least 15 times so I could figure out all the lyrics. That is one of the funniest things I have ever seen in a movie.

We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
 
Gentlemen! Gentlemen! It has come to my attention that many of you believe that Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back is a movie. I regret to inform you that it is now. Actually, I do not regret it at all. i feel that anybody who likes that should be let down as hard as possible...

Jay and Silent Bob killed your mother. Not to mention the family pet. Oh yes, and you don't have any friends are relatives who love you. There's a 232% chance you will live a long and lonely life and die alone, unloved with nothing to call yours except the basket-ball sized rectal cancer which has become your one and only friend.

You may be saying to yourself 'Fuck you mother fucking piece of shit fag' or anything along those lines, but i say to you now, isn't a fag just a piece of oiled camping wood, or a cigarette?The answer is yes. those who answered no will be shot by the year 2009. There is help however. I know a great cannibal. Sure the pain is agonizing, but at least your existence will go towards something.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have other idiots to betrothe to their hopeless futures. Good day.

Oh ya, and I know where you live.

 
JASBSB is fucking hilarious. HOW HIGH is the worst movie ever. DOGMA is amazing. That movie really shows how talented Kevin Smith is as a writer and director. It's wicked smart and incredibly funny.

Cheers

'You cant get hurt in the air....its when you land that bad things happen'
 
as UrbanSkier said -

'Fuck fuck mother mother fuck mother mother fuc fuck mother fuck mother fuck noich noich noich 1,2, 1,2,3,4 noich noich noich smokin weed smokin wize doin coke drinkin beers drinkin beers beers beers. Rollin faties smokin blunts who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts, rollin blunts and smok....uhhhhhh let me get a nickle bag? !5 bucks little man put that shit in m y hand if htat money doesn't show than you owe me owe me oh.'

add on to teh end....

'my jungle love, owe e owe e oh, i think i wanna know ya know ya, yeah WHAT!!!!!!'

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yeah What!
 
the point is that its suposed to be a stupid movie that you just laugh at, nothing more

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'Pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DvD (he's not to bright)

skiers get head

snowboarders get ass
 
Spoon your a creepy motherfucker. Dogma is a pretty fucking intelligent movie. See the problem is you're just not smart enought to understand some of the jokes and the overall message of the movie. And how does smoking a weed make someone a social reject??

 
certainly there must be *some* pot smokers who are social rejects, but in no way does that refere to all of them.

i think the rabbit should maybe have said 'the only people who like that shit movie are social rejects who have nothing better to do than jack off to their mothers photo and watch that abomination' if he wanted to get his point across better

although that might not be fair to the people who jack off to their mothers photos, i mean, theres no garentee that they've all seen that movie.

(i haven't seen the movie, but we own it, so one day, one day)

I'm going to live forever or die trying.

 
well fucking a, i guess i'm guilty of the above charge.

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DatGrlyChick: skier??

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DatGrlyChick: whats that?'

**Love ya Lacey**
 
None of the Jay and Silent Bob movies have enough of satan in them. lol, I heard Dogma has some religious stuff in there but I haven't seen it yet.

You'd better hope Hell get's ya before I do
 
i agree, i couldnt enjoy how high unless i was baked out of my mind. i didnt think it was that great. oh, and OOOOOo! im scared of the new satanist! shes gonna carve a pentagram into my chest and cast me to the seventh circle of hell. jk jk. i respect that if you truly are a satanist, its just like christianity and it has just as many problems as christianity or what have you.

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'Two hundred years of American technology has unwittingly created a massive cement playground. It took the minds of twelve-year-olds to realize its potential.'

'For me it is just if its sounds good, I listen!' -ski_bum_

 
all i have to say is

'smokin blunts, drinkin 40s,

who smokes the blunts?

we smoke the blunts.'

'hey can i get a nickelbag'

'15 bucks little man,

put that shit in my hand,

if that money doesnt show,

then you owe me owe me owe,

my jungle love, oweowewo!'

Dan Maguire

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

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10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

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fuck the police fuck fuck fuck the police yo yo fuck the police fuck fuck the police yo fuck'em

'Doughnuts...is there anything they can't do?'

Homer Simpson
 
Yes fuck thew police another pimp ass part

heres another one

'that shit will fuck you up like perckaset'

That mother fuck song felt so long when i was blazed it was hilarious.

Oh ya and you can't insult How High, if you see that movie really fucking high like bong style high you will trip like never before. 'Fuck that im going to lunch, take a nice long shit.'

Uh.....What class do we have?

Mr. Law

what?

I forgot
 
like i said, ive never seen it stoned.

This rant has brought to you in part by the Gomer corporation. Bringing you quality bablings since January.

'Two hundred years of American technology has unwittingly created a massive cement playground. It took the minds of twelve-year-olds to realize its potential.'

'For me it is just if its sounds good, I listen!' -ski_bum_

 
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