jay and silent bob lines

The_Greek

The_Greek

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write as many jay and silent back strike back lines from the movies as you guys can. here i will start us off.

yo check this shit out lunchbox animal tranqulizers. save this shit for later, so me and justice can fuck like stoned test bunnies. BONG

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both of you doofuses mauled that quote.

once we get to hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made em eat. then all you motherfucks are next. love, jay and silent bob.

 
in 7th grade silent bob here turned his moms vibrator into a cd player using some chicken wire and shit, the motherfuckers like maguiver, nah the mother fuckers better than maguiver

 
mother fuckers like mcgyver. no! mother fuckers better than mcgyver!

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:

'Fight every fight like you can win;

An iron-fisted champion,

An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.

 
'Then there's always the payback movie...'

*looks at screen*

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FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO SKANK!

Emo kids don't cry because they're sad all the time, they cry because they have to listen to that horrible music all the time. I'd cry if i had to listen to that whiny music over and over and over....wouldn't you?

(I'm in a band, go to purevolume.com and check out East Coast Skank. Our recording sucks, but bear with it...)
 
i saw so many misquoted lines... ill do what i can remember...

'yo this guy aint one of us he said hed fuck a sheep... now who's stupid ya drity sheep fucker.'

'hey lady have you ever had your asshole eaten by a fat man in an overcoat?'

'noooooo, i wasnt with a hooker today.'

'contrary to what you believe not everyone in the industry is a homosexual.'

'how bout this deal? hell suck my dick while you watch and jerk off.'

'alright, make it fast and sexy and when its over you say oh what a lovely tea party.'

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its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

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dunh duh, dunh duh, duhn duh.....salsa shark. we're gonna need a bigger boat.

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