Jason Arens

next time you stop being weird and secluded and actually hang out with people... i will find you and rip your nipple a new one...

also ... just to point out, never thought that jason would have a thread with over 100 replies on it...
 
OMG OMG OMG

i skied with him this weekend!

i was going to ask him for his autograph, but then i got scared..
 
this one time (two fridays ago) i told jason to put numerous moment stickers on my drunk roomates back. (claim)
 
lol i love u noah lets stop this nonsense. just wonderin' tho....wat experience r u bringing the not wanting to hang out with you from? i don't remember this.....
 
lemme tell you about my experience with jason arens. I was at the north american open. doing my runs. trying be cool for simon and jon ya know. i crashed on the last jump. jason came over and got me my ski. i got nervous so i through a pack of skittles at his head. i was all like..."dude are you sponsored?" he was like yea by salomon. i just never use outerwear cuz water proof is cool proof. as in not cool. wich is lame. bad. anyway back to the packet of skittles. so we were like sharing it on the chair lift. talking about what we like best in skiing. the discussion ranged from jacket legnths all the way down to having little kids yelling "you suck" from the chair lift. as i was sitting there with him i was like "you know, lifes like a bucket of woodshavings, except when its in a pale, then its like a pale of woodshavings". Anway, we got off the lift. He told me I was weird and to not talk to him in public anymore. So im assuming were like best friends. Then late that night I had the coolest dream. Me and jason like went into K-mart, browsed around, didn't really buy anything, just looked at shirts and maybe some sports products. it ruled! I woke up screaming and my mom was like "wats all the commotion in there? I was like "uhhh...its exactlty what it looks like. then i ran into a wall and turned into a pink dragon. skittles ya mean!
 
I've seen Jason skiing a few times. I remember last year at Northstar, i was riding the chair lift up to the top of the park, i saw him coming into the park, i was expecting something cool, then he bitches out and goes to the small boxes, i think to myself..o well maybe he will do something cool, bot no! he did some gay little box spinny thing, so I yelled YOU SUCK, he stopped, took of his goggles and looked up at me, I could see a tear roll down his face.. thrn I never saw him again. I think he might have quit skiing?
 
so many rediculous stories.... jason doesnt give me any amazing stories.. he just makes fun of me cuase my mom calls me gay.

such a jerk sometimes jason... GOSH!

AKA ryan is weird.
 
you know what... i would say something about this lie... because we all know that jason would never ski with someone like 'you'.. but i know not to mess with orange names....
 
one time i was bowling with jay. we both sucked but i was drunk so i had an excuse. he cried. i feel like thats a common theme.

jason arens is a cry baby.
 
I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WAS LOST FOREVER IN THE DEPTHLY HALLOW'S OF AVALON WHERE IT RAMPIDLY GOT STOMMPED AND TRAMPLED BY THE FOREST EVLS AND THERE FOUR LEGED RECLASHARS AND GOT BURNED BY A MONTROCITY OF SPELLS SET BY THE GELLAWARE GNOMES.
 
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