Jared from subway

Ds91260

Ds91260

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i was just watchin a comercial and somthin new popped into my mind watchin it, he must have gotten a lot of chicks before he became famous for loosin weight, i mean think about it he lost so much weight, i bet teh girls went for the commitment he has

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
god damn he was fat. my brother worked at Subway and got me so free subs. they were good.

-Dan

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Representin' in the 3-1-5

'If you can see the band-wagon, it's to late to get on.'

 
i bet subway paid for his liposuction

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
 
on the comercial here he is complaining about all the shit he has to do with his house and his new wife and shit. I want to bone is wife. that would make me a happy man.

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
he didn't get lipo, he worked his ass of and got skinny the old fashion way.

c_lo - 'Alright, Phrosty is a homo but I'm going to have to agree with him on the poser issue here.'

powskier1080 - 'All your signature sums up is how big a fuckup you are.'

googoo271 - 'Oh of course we get a post from our good ignorant assfuck, phrosty'

Oh, shit I spelt something wrong? Fuck you cocksucker!
 
jared is a fag...that is the worst ad campaign ever

''Your true colors are showing through, Erich...pink...lots and lots of pink.''
 
well then lets see you sell some subs w/o a poster boy.

-Dan

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Representin' in the 3-1-5

'If you can see the band-wagon, it's to late to get on.'

 
jared may be skinny,but he's still one of the most ugly people on television...excluding sue johansson from the Sunday Night Sex Show...

sometimes truth is stranger than fiction...
 
The chick in the second commercial (I think), on the beach who says 'lookin' buff Jared' was hot. I want to bone her. I also want to bone the lifeguard in the excel commercial. Oh, and the girls from the beer commercials, and all the chicks in the make-up commercials...

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The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
sue is hilarious,she has hilarious ways to describe shit to people,but i find it disturbing that she actually tries out all the toys she shows on her show

 
jareds neck looks like a vagina...

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Big Gulps eh? Well cya later

anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis

A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program
 
haha, yeah hes an average Joe ..not an actor

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
the REAL fat bastard...

This post was brought to you by me, Jeff Meeker.

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Dave Likes Kittens.

Undercover skier, and nuclear technician of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::
 
haha. yeah. i personally want to kick jared right in the balls! He drives me crazy!! Him and the Can you hear me now? guys. both of those ad campaigns are AWFUL!

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Geurilla Trooper of the Silent Army!

Community Cleanliness Manager of the NS Isle.

'Reading is fun...d...funda...fundame....uh...reading is really... good'

: : : :::Viva La Resistance::: : : :

 
yeah the chick in the commercial is mad hot

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
that kid is an annoying fucker, with an emphasis on fucker

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
that dell kid got arrested for possesion. Dude your getting a cell.

c_lo - 'Alright, Phrosty is a homo but I'm going to have to agree with him on the poser issue here.'

powskier1080 - 'All your signature sums up is how big a fuckup you are.'

googoo271 - 'Oh of course we get a post from our good ignorant assfuck, phrosty'

Oh, shit I spelt something wrong? Fuck you cocksucker!
 
jared is a fag

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conversation with a canadian chick:

me: your money is fucking worthless

her: you got something against canadians?

me:no, just their money

her: well, what if i marry a rich american guy?

me: well you will be rich, but since you are canadian the money will become worthless whenever it touches your hands

her:wait a minute...good point

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my wookie
 
apparently no one else realizes that WE BOUGHT HIM THAT FUCKING HOUSE!!!! WHERE'S MY HOUSE ASSHOLES?!?!

Harvey: 'worste-game-ever'

dpoiii: 'haha so bad it deserved an extra e'

FROSTMONKEY
 
Clay Henry Clay henry.... something something was a fire man, ate ... stuff... got thin... any who, clay henry was way shibbier then jared, But i still hated clay.

'if you're in the mafia and they scratch your ass, but you don't scratch their ass back, THEY'LL FUCKING WACK YOU!'-This kid explain why this girl should let him touch her ass,
 
clay henry could kick jareds ass any day i wouldnt wanna fuck with a guy who got big on burgers and fries and now hes down to a smaller size

you know its a 70s porn that your watching cuz the guy has sideburns on his dong

~Lateralis
 
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