James bond hit a box

chemicalski

chemicalski

Member
so im sitting in video productions class and one of the older james bond movies is playing ( it was a sean conery one) and HOLY SHIT hes getting chased on skiis. in the process he jumps up to a patio, slides across a table, then drops off the other end.

james bond started rails/ boxes

haha, well i thought it was pretty cool...
 
its a little known fact that james bond actually invented skiing. he wrode 2 beautiful women. down a snow covered hill
 
hahahha wow i didt that too.. im gonna hate you all over again timmi, yet cherish you for fooling me many times...
 
^no chuck norris really invented skiing off cliffs, because that was so much more awesome. this became known as chucking. unfortunately, chuck landed hard one time, and lost his C
 
see, its the hard working people at holly wood that created our sport.

now if only we could get jessica alba on a pair of twins going switch off chads to save the world... sporting nothing but.. but.. eh its better if shes not wearing anything
 
i remember a few roger moore bond flicks, one was a skiing beginning where he does a rodeo off a cliff and shit and then shoots people with his poles. the other one he is getting chased with guys on dirtbikes and he rides down a bobsleigh track. another bond had pierce brosnan and he has a ski scene agains paraglider guys too
 
holy fucking christ sorrrrry moore not connery. point is he slid the table. it was the one with the dirtbikes and the crazy biathalon dude wants to kill him but his gun gets bent so he picks up and throws his dirt bike (pcp??)
 
In "The spy who loved me" Roger Moore goes switch on old straight skis, shoots a guy behind him with a pole/rifle and then does a switch misty 5 off a cornice. Completely rediculous.
 
And snowboarders think they can take credit for terrain parks and jibbing?

heck no! thats roger moore's buisness.

Thank god for those crazy ass Brits.
 
Tanner hall? with a british accent and in a tux?

Not going to happen.

and he is not going to have his hair done like that anytime soon... hes not like that. lol.

shiller is basicly the same way...
 
CR could do it.

I would go see that movie for sure.

CR with a gun, 2 planks, and a very fast car...

I think he could pick up more ladies than he did in Pop Yer Bottlez
 
no... make it like... the gaper alliance is trying to take over colorado or something.

and its all these gapers on boards and shit and they have guns and crap... then CR busts out with some fucking tight equipment and takes them down.

MI6 would be proud.
 
the picnic table slide was in "for your eyes only" and the pole guns and switch misty 5 are in "the spy who loved me."

and i believe it was george lazenby in "her majesty's secret service" wasn't it?
 
are you joking? in one he did a switch misty 5? either that or i am incredibly gullable. but i have to know for sure!
 
the "for your eyes only" skiing scene is one of the best action scenes ever, he even bombs off a ski jump on regular skis
 
there is a stunt guy that did all the james bond skiing shots, i can't remeber his name but he was a sick big mountain skier, and quite possibly a ex-oylmpic skier....
 
he also skis a close out line and pulls a sick Mckonkey ski base-jump with a union jack parachute. The original. The stunt guy was paid 30 gs for it. sick.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top