Jacked or Tanned?

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I used to work at a tanning salon, nothin' but strippers. I also got to tan for free, so I had a nice deep glow going on.
 
These are the only boots that don't really serve a purpose other than me getting them for $25 bucks.

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My steel toed boots:

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Honest to God/Allah/Yaweh/Spaghetti Monster these are the most comfortable shoes I have ever had.
 
Seeing as this turned into a "how many pairs of shoes do you have" thread, I will continue it.

Good sneaks

Mowing sneaks (old sneaks)

Gym sneaks

Steal toed

Winter sneaks

Nice flip flops

Old flip flops (usually keep in the boat)

Boat shoes

Hiking shoes I rarely wear

LAX cleats, but don't play anymore

That's 10. Yes hetero?
 
wait, are we counting individual pairs of flip flops? if so, I have like 30 different pairs of shoes/foot wear and am semi ashamed to admit that. flip flops add up in a hurry when you hate shoes as much as i do.
and to the op - jacked and tanned. jacked because you work out to be strong so you are good at the sport of your choice. nothin wrong with not being a fat ass. girls generally dig six packs....
tanned because you are outside all damn summer long playing sports and who wants to wear a shirt when it's 90 fucking degrees outside? (or when you're on the water..)
tanned in the winter? only from the cheeks to the chin...
 
dunksairsairsairsdcsdcssanuksvansvansvansvansvanssuprassuprasflip flopsflip flopssnow bootslight hikesheavy hikesdress tims3 pairs of soccer cleats plus turflats
oh dear god...
 
He's just a shithead who doesn't know what he's doing.

"Oh, you're bigger than me, you must be on roids"
"No, you're just a dipshit who doesn't know what they're doing"
 
Or the typical NSer. Skinny, white, listens to "hardcore" rap and thinks that Eminem is only a "pissed off white guy", and hasn't ever touched a benchpress.
 
Typical workout day

4 sets of 20 reps of isolation curls
flex in the mirror
go home
eat cheetos
wonder why they're not getting any bigger.
 
Me....

2 hours of BJJ rolling (shit's HARD)

(That 2 hours also has Judo and Greco Roman throws)

Next day:

2 hours of Muay Thai kickboxing

Next day:

2 hours of BJJ/Judo/Wrestling

Next day:

2 hours of Muay Thai

Friday:

2 hours of Kendo practice if I am not baby sitting the dog

Saturday:

off

Sunday:

2.5 hours of Kendo practice.
 
Rugby cleats

Vans

Emericas

Lakais

Circas

Flippy Floppies

Vans are worn everyday

Lakais are worn every once in a while

the rest are worn barely ever, used to be main shoes but now just backups.

 
hahaha, i love how everyday i go to the gym, and i see the same kids doing bench everyday, then straight to biceps curls everyday!, they r skinny little kids, and i just laugh every time i see them, and then they just grill me hardcore every time im right near them. I guess i look a little scary in the gym, cuz im sweating my dick off, legit my entire shirt/beater underneath is sweated through realllllly bad, and im always wiping my face constantly wiht a wet towel, my friends tell me ppl at the gym talk and say im on roids, but nah they dont know me, i just work my ass off, haters r just jealous, and it took me years to get where im at. blahhhhhhh end rant/
 
I guess I'll add all my shoes...

First Drop

Supras

DC

Sambas (for soccer and biking)

Sambas (for work and casual)

Emericas

Etnies

2 Pairs of soccer cleats

Hiking boots

2 pairs of ski boots that suck dick

DVS

Probably some others..
 
Same here, I'll go in on say..deadlift and accesory day. I'll get people to slap me in the head and stuff so I can get pumped up, people look at me like I'm some sort of masochist. Whatever though, shit works, and theirs doesn't.
 
ahem.....

vans

vans

pumas

adidas

circas

zuriicks

nike dunkestos

nike delta forces

6.0s

6.0s

nike soccer cleats

adidas soccer cleats

nike basketball shoes

adidas basketball shoes

adidas baseball cleats

new balance cross trainers

nike trail runners

moccasins

flip flops

sandals

aquasocks

black dress shoes

other black dress shoes

...23? do i win?

 
I think I win with the shoes-(too lazy to read other peoples counts)
2 pairs of sbs- 1 pair of jordans1 pair of etnies2 pairs of supras3 pairs of Clae3 flip flops2 dress pairs1 set of loafers1 set of boat shoes2 pairs of hiking/winter boots1 pair of steel toes2 pairs of Piloti driving shoesand 3 pairs of ski boots(dont count but whatever
21 not counting ski boots
Ive got 99 problems but my kicks aint one
 
how the fuck do all these people have so many pairs of shoes.

north face sneakers

timberland boots

reef flip-flops

that is all
 
you gotta be in shape and have definition but I don't think being jacked is that important, most of the really jacked guys have little dicks at my gym and even if you look at porn the crazily ripped freaks have way smaller dicks than the normal looking guys
 
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