Jacked or Tanned?

JSiegel

JSiegel

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A question both my fellow bros and I have pondered for quite some time, which is more important? Being jacked or tanned?
 
if you really want to pull tail, you need to get the Jersey Shore workout dvd. I went from a scrawny 140lb casper looking mofo, to a 215lb golden guido god. You gotta buy it though, i can't find it on torrents.
 
real men (i sound like a fag saying real men but i don't know how else to say it, and i don't say no homo) don't tan. and we work out to be in shape, to play sports. because men play sports. to answer your question, jacked is more important because is serves some purpose. going tanning makes you look like a douche. i have never, nor do i ever plan on tanning, or going outside for the sole purpose of darkening my skin. the people you see at the gym who are massive, juicing, and just way bigger than necessary, are the guys who have to take steroids, creotine (sp? because i don't use it, i can't spell it) drink protein with every meal, work out everyday, (going tanning optional) ect, are the guys who are insecure with themselves and have the equivalent of an eating disorder for women. women become anorexic or bulimic because they are insecure with themselves. there is no reason for some of these guys to be this big (not talking about like pretty jacked, i mean like 3xl shirts are tight and lots of veins, no need for the veins) again though, if you play sports, theres a reason for it, but there is no reason to be huge for the sake of being huge. getting back on topic, anyone that tans and juices, probably likes men and/or does have any balls (anymore) fuck you sir, stop making stupid threads. go ahead and hate, because i hate you more right now.

/rant.
 
thats a pretty big generalization man. pretty stupid one too.

not everyone who is jacked at a gym uses steroids. i would say its probably the minority. most people work out because they like the way they look and want to improve themselves. don't know that it has everything to do with insecurity as it does being the the best person you can be. thats my reasoning anyway.

one last thing...

GYM TAN LAUNDRY
 
Although I disagree with your use of the f-word, I agree with this philosophy. Go the fuck outside and and have fun with life and the tan and the jacked will come. There is nothing sexier than a naturally tanned active guy with good, natural body shape and jack, who knows and cares about himself enough to not care about himself too much.
 
to clearify, i realize this thread is a joke, but i have thought about this before (i would love to stab everyone on jersey shore in the throat) and i'm not afraid to voice my opinion, especially on the internet. for the record, i would never say that to anyone's face who i am describing. and i'm not generalizing people at the gym, i'm only talking about people who are on roids / look like they are on roids, and don't play major league baseball. so if you don't like what i say, its the minus button next to my name.
 
before you say it, its another post i know, but all of your responses are pretty much true and make sense. i just don't understand tanning.
 
Jacked:

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Or jacked:

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?
 
when i posted i should have just said, "i hate guidos." because i realize now that is what i was trying to say, i just couldn't find the words.

i hate guidos.

i feel better now.
 
athletes don't get jacked just by playing sports, every athlete I know spends at least if not more time in the gym than they do on the field. You could go run around all the time but unless you have muscular build then you will just end up being a stick skinny dude. Even with a muscular build (which few people have naturally) you might look strong but you won't be strong unless you work out.

/end rant

and i'll go half jacked and half tanned, looking decent but not trying too hard.
 
haha wow man, i guess hate does come from jealousy, i go to the gym 5-6 days a week, i got into working out from playing baseball in HS, i have been out of high school for a couple years now, and now i just enjoy working out and seeing results. Do i have veins? yes a shit ton of them, but not because i use steroids, but because i eat healthy, and have a low amount of body fat. Get educated on ur shit before u trash ppl for trying to better themselves. Not everyone wants to be a little skinny kid with girl arms. If u ask me, i enjoy being the way i am, way more possibilities in the bedroom might i add as well. Stamina also increases as well. But whatever man to each their own.
 
i work, outside, all summer, doing manual labor.

i have a wicked awesome farmers tan. with pale white legs. cause, 'real men' wear jeans working. lol
 
Which is more important - you're 5 pairs of shoes, or the fact that your boyfriend/parents buy them for you?
 
My 8 pairs. Jesus I am like a fucking woman.

Work boots

Old Sneakers

New Sneakers

My wrestling boots

3 pairs of flip flops

Snow boots
 
same, but i get to work without a shirt. therefore, my upper body is borderline mexican but from the waist down im pasty like a pillow case.
 
pffft :)

3 pair working boots.

sandels for kayaking

flip flops for erryday

2 pair hiking boots / shoes

everyday tennis shoes (when its cold)

gym shoes that are for inside only.

not counting my winter working snow boots. lol

do i say no homo here? hahaha
 
yeah the park district does not like the idea of people working around lots of patrons half clothed. lol

i should also mention depending on what job im doing i get to wear a BALLIN safety vest. haha
 
I may have you beat...

Steel toed boots

Hunting boots

Rubber Hunting boots

Good sneakers

shit sneakers- boat/beach

shit sneakers-mowing

shit sneakers-mud

flip flops

Formal Sneakers

black dress shoes

brown dress shoes

wrestling shoes

I win. 12 pairs. Fuck i feel like a woman.

However they all serve a purpose unlike a womans.

 
lol you reminded me. i have a couple pair of dress shoes.

gotta have more than one pair of those. otherwise you look ridiculous with the wrong shoe pant combo. haha
 
try me here

6 pairs of different colored dunks

2 pairs of cross trainers to work out in

snow boots

old sneakers

flip flops

soccer turfs and cleats

basketball shoes
 
yeah but our shoes/boots serve a purpose.

IE not tricking out your sick dunk collection.

steel toed workboots mean business! lol i have a new pair sitting in my room right now :)
 
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