Jack Johnson

jack johnson is a god

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

johnnys in the basement mixing up the medicine, im on the pavement thinkin bout the goverment

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

 
He's way good, hopefully i'll get to see him this summer.

Oh but everybody thinks

That everybody knows

About everybody else

Nobody knows

Anything about themselves

Cause their all worried about everybody else

Yea

-Jack Johnson
 
Jack Johnson is a no talent assclown.

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Triple shot of 'gac wit a chaser of bong water

HOLLA!
 
Jack Johnson isnt too shabby. His music is pretty good for chillin.

"Are you kidding? You can't return this cheese."

Caecilius est Pater
 
I'm really just kidding. I think he is kinda the man. His music doesn't do much for me but it's not half bad. The motherfucker is a stud though and probably has the hottest wife EVER.

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Triple shot of 'gac wit a chaser of bong water

HOLLA!
 
ahh i've seen jack in concert with ben harper and with donavon, so incredible, i was kind of bummed with his latest cd though

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'whenever i cut steak, i picture a pig screaming' - TD (again)

evenin' bitches
 
yeah harumpher, jack is good for chillin'... but he kinda comes off as a pussy and it seems like more and more annoying chicks think they discovered him

 
The new album was ok, but not amazing or anything

To love the times we have
To like what makes us sad
To live when others die
To lose and say goodbye
To last until our moment comes
 
too soft, and quite unoriginal I find, its allright but a man playing classical guitar and that classic voice has already been seen quite a few times.

Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
 
Jack Johnson is soo good. I like his older stuff more than the new cd, but I'm seeing him this summer in concert with Matt Costa. Should be dope!

 
he's coming here as well, im not gonna see him, but guess what Santana is coming!

Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
 
Holy hecter, he is pretty much cool times 13. I defintaly do like Brushfire Fairytails the best, however on and on is rather delectable. And Donovan Frankenreiter is more fun to listen to, but they are both real good.

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Trying is the first step towards failure
 
I'm seeing him on August 12th.

I haven't heard all of the new album, but his older ones are better.

Brushfire Fairytales is the best.

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It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
 
Yeah i agree with everyone who says hes good. Donavon is awesome too. They're pretty much the same sound but a little different. both good for chilin.

Boobies rule.
 
HES GOOD, TELL ME SONGS I NEED TO BUY EVERYONE

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Woman are like rocks; Skip the flat ones

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2 AND 3

FUCKIN HOT DOG!

-COLORADO-

*NS skateboarders*

"i dont have a drinking problem, i drink all the time and theres no problem."

 
graduated from my school, ive been to a lot of the places he sings about, like the DLG where he met his wife. now give me a cookie

I seek the means... to fight injustice. To turn fear... against those who prey on the fearful.
 
im sure you guys know hes doing that new thing with a band. the drummer from the mars volta and some dude from metallica. should be sick.

back to the original
 
That should be very dope, lots of radical and different styles in it. I like when artists from different groups get together.

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Trying is the first step towards failure
 
just went to his concert the other night. i was so stoked to go. it was fucking amazing there. great concert.

Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza.

back to the original
 
i hate the people who thing jack johnson is a pop singer trying to make it in the pop world by making his audiences crying little girls thinking that his music pertains to love. yea well obviously "you dont know jack" (as taken from RELIX magazine). jack johnson is was more complex than most people think he is. if you ever took the time to read his lyrics and were smart enough to actually comprehend the point he is trying to make you would see that his lyrics arent about love. they are about society. war, people,modern politics. i suggest you pick up a copy of relix if you dont want to be another stupid music poser wannabe.

Chris

"I dont do drugs, just marijuana"

POKE SMOT

Forever be Grateful

"No regrets thats my motto, well that and everyone wang chung tongight"
 
I respect him and the music he makes, but i personally think his music is a bit boring. To me, a lot of the songs sound the same. It is good for just hanging out though.

jibba jabba
 
i LOVE jack johnson..is soo good for chilling and stuff. despite his songs mebe reminds a little of each other but its still soo good.

Don`t read the news, make `em
 
ya he was on snl a grip back

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

 
hahahaah this is true, i would need to analyze this one for hours before i figure this out

Chris

"I dont do drugs, just marijuana"

POKE SMOT

Forever be Grateful

"No regrets thats my motto, well that and everyone wang chung tongight"
 
Well... just goes to show how basic strummed chord progressions on a guitar always get more sucess than genius progressive music. You can't say he's bad, but it's not as if he is innovative or inventive at all. Whatever, I guess girls really like him.

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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!

 
i hated him before the summer and then after hearing him constantly at camp he kinda grew on me now i love the guy hes a lyrical genious

-keegan mcginnis, newschoolers.com

 
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