Jack Daniels

JoeTheRipper

JoeTheRipper

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I drank a whole bottle to myself last night and passed out and woke up to a girl sucking my dick and threw up. Who else likes jack alot I do!

'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33
 
Or a better question what is your favorite drink?

'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33
 
perhaps you arnt familiar with the effects of alcohol^

(tom)
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Life is tough. Its tougher when you're stupid

my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.
 
First off, a whole bottle of JD for urself? It's normal you passed out, and it's also normal that u threw up, but hey, the one sucking ur dick... was that a bitch you paid or just some random fat and greasy girl that happened to be horny?

I mean, c'mon, that must be fantasy. If she was hot, tho, I congratulate you. But i highly doubt it. maybe she was a nynphoman(sp?). After u threw, how did u feel?

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I like to let myself getting carried away,
if that's a problem, I'll try another way
to get in this awfully full parkingway
I can't see the end of the street
Give me a joint, and I might be
here or there, right or left wing
I don't care, just give it to me.
L.A. Alexander 1689-1744
 
Before you say my story was bullshit first off the bottle was only 30 cl's that really isn't that much secondly it was my girlfriend and she said she was just really horny and just did it and thirdly yes I did puke on her. So fuck off before you say some story is bull shit and thank you I will savor this moment forever. It forever will have a place in my heart.

'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33
 
yo yo yo guy, whutup? i beleive you dawg

peace

whutup?

$$$EASTCOAST$$$

criminal life, for real

werd to ma boiz
 
jack daniels tastes like absolute cat piss. no i haven't tasted cat piss, but i imagine it tastes pretty damn bad

-Dan
 
I bet she didnt let up, the puke probaly made her more horny.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography

'I hope you get hit by a neon'
'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'
'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'My penis is like a hockey stick, its always got game if you know how to handle it'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
 
a fifth of whiskey isn't much for one night

Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
 
Seriously though I didnt drink beer in highschool all I drank was whiskey more or less and I could kill a 1/5th in a night and still be coherant, and I weighed like 140 pounds back then

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
Then say that the first time. It is not the same thing saying 'woke up to some chick sucking my dick' as it is to say 'woke up to my girlfriend sucking my dick.'

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
sounds like you got yourself a classy girl

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
is girlfriend a code word for sister?

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no,my parents didnt go to college, my dad has a grade 9 education and my mom is a stupid slut -lateralis

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

 
JD is overpriced, buy ezra or evan williams..the bottle looks the same as JD but moe flava and less price!!

captain and coke is my drink personally, i go threw a fifth of that in no time. drank it two times last week and drank a full fifth both nights..whoodee-doo!

 
haha rebel...

Some folks look for answers, others look for fights

Some folks up in tree tops, just looking for their kites

Goes to show, you don't ever know

Watch each card you play and play it slow
 
is a fith a mickey? I dont get all this new temonology...

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography

'I hope you get hit by a neon'
'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'
'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'My penis is like a hockey stick, its always got game if you know how to handle it'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
 
Same thing happened to me a couple of years ago except there was no puking and I had just met the chick(at a KISS concert).....So I took her out the next night too and woke up the following morning to her sucking my dick AGAIN.........after that,.......she was known as

THE BLOWJOB QUEEN .......100% truth

 
that is a sweet story, wow i need head so bad

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
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