Jack bauer or walker texas ranger

I'd have to go with Jack, he vampires people now so you really gotta be on your toes. You think hes going for a head but when hes really suckin on your jugular
 
walker would roundhouse kick jacks gun out of his hand and then another roundhosue kick to the face and he dies
 
im not even gonna try to argue with you retards, keifer sucks at acting and is in no way badass. he has to travel through time to fuck shit up, chuck cold actually beat the living shit out of him in real life.
 
Chuck Norris visited my wee little town of parkdale for the shooting of FOREST WARRIOR. i saw him do a fight scene. he wins.
 
i heard jack bauer got a cat and named it chuck norris... cuz chuck norris is a pussy

dumb joke, i know. i had to say it though
 
dude jack bauer is booty as shit man, walker would just roundhouse kick. and trivette is dank to
 
Chuck would try and roundhousre Jack, but Jack would just catch his leg in his mouth and bite it in half.
 
never doubt the power of jack bauer

jack would win, for sure; chuck could even kill jack and jack cold come back to life and slay chuck once and for all...
 
One little problem, it would have to be Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer because chuck would rip out his heart and eat it. He does that in this one game on addictinggames.com
 
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WALKER WOULD KICK THE SHIT OUTTA BAUER
 
who's kiefer sutherland? we're talking about walker v.s. bauer, no one named some lame ass name like kiefer.

sarcasm.
 
Uhmm, in case you haven't noticed... Jack's beating the shit out of his brother in the next episode. Jack Bauer is the definition of badass.
 
Walker: Shut up, Chip, or I'll go ape-shit on your ass!

Texas Ranger: I'm gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head!

Walker: Shut up in here I'm trying to sleep

Texas Ranger: One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth
 
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