Ive been trying to open a bottle of sobe for an hour

[splooshie]

...im desperatly thirsty and i have no idea on how to get this open. omg. i need help what should i do

 

[CJHski]

maybe you should try a bit harder

 

[Piste.Off]

1: grab your bottle

2: place hand on top

3: grip tightly

4: twist off

5: enjoy

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

Gotta be smarter than the bottle.

 

[splooshie]

dude i swear its literally impossible

i havnt even got it past the first little click when you open it

i have a vitamin water in the fridge downstairs but.. im too lazy and its 12 o clock and i dont want to wake anyone up

 

[Benedetto.]

try not being a little weak fuck

 

[splooshie]

OMFG now my hand is all sweaty so it keeps slipping NOOOOO

 

[splooshie]

ok

i got it open

im very satisfied.. its mango melon flavor.....

but that was fucking hard to get open

 

[sowstochd]

hahaha that really sucks

 

[user098123]

I hate when that shit happens! Like when a bottle of pop has the cap screwed down too tight by their assembly line machines. Those can be fucking impossible to open.

 

[carbon.pulse]

next time put the top of the bottle in hot water for a bit and it makes it easier to open

 

[ILoveOhio]

This thread is amazing.

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

Mango Melon is so legit, the Blueberry/blackberry flavor is the best though. The cranberry grapefruit is good too, even though I don't really like either of those flavors they are good combined.

 

[sirskizalot]

use the key to shut off the dumbass lock

 

[potato_man]

bang it repeatedly with ur head

 

[doublexl]

i love your icon so much...

 

[skiEER]

just smash it against your teeth some of it will fly into your mouth