Iv been caught by the cops...

haha, i bet you skeeted on the cop your so stupid. thats definetly not the way to deal with the situation.
 
yeah fuckin my girlfriend in a park parking lot a cop pulls up and i dont realize it and he knocks on the window and gives us a minute to get dressed and says sorry to interupt but i just wanna make sure you arent drinking and then leaves
 
once i was fucking at this swimming hole late at night and we were really burnt so we didn't relize there had been people waching us for mad long time. then i relized it and slowed down a lil bit.
 
That doesn't make any sense. Either you were embarrassed and called quits or you're a voyeur and proudly pounded it.

BS
 
it happens more than you think....I have copies of one of my friend's police reports describing the event. pretty funny. Another buddy got written up in his freshmen dorm after getting caught by his RD.

I got caught having sex in a tent once, but the cops were cool about it. very strange moment when they just opened the fucking tent.
 
It was at our senior year camp out. The cops came in on us from above our campsite, so no one knew.

Some some came at my tent with a flashlight...so I thought it was my buddy dan.

I yelled out of the tent for him to go fuck himself (word for word)...

and then ZIP! O. Shit. Cop. Flashlight. Naked with GF on top. She had DD tits and he got a nice look.

They were pretty cool though. There was well over 100 people there, so if they started ticketing us we would have raised hell. They just told us to clean up when we left.
 
some kid in my bio class last year got cought having sex in a computer lab. then when he was in the office about it he admitted to doing it in the auditorium, a few different classes, another time in a computer lab, and gettin head on a lunch table (all after school of course.)

yeah, he got suspended for 9 days for that... smart kid.
 
some kid back in high school got caught fuckin his girlfriend under the stairwell...

but supposedly they couldnt even tell at first, cuz she was wearin a skirt just sittin on him like they were talkin..

and the principal walked up and told her to get off cuz that was innapropiate or somethin and then he realized what was up...

at least thats the way the kid told the story

he got suspended for like 2 weeks and had to go to alternate school for the rest of the yr
 
everytime i read one of your posts i imagine that your asian as if you really look liek that
 
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