It's That Time Again: Poop Story the Third

wow my story is almost like that, kinda nasty but that bullet was the single worst think i ever had to do to my self, and i took some laxative and poof. after 9 days of not shitting i fuckin shit a crap load(pprolly 15 pounds). very grouse but i got through it

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mario doesn't need that shit, he can stomp his own game with out no mother fucking dinosaur horse. bich.

-alpentalik
 
fucking sick story man!...

i took the hugest shit this morning at the mountain.. it was crazy

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?

 
the posts have dates on them jib... and i did.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
best stories i have ever read

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If Pinocchio said, “My nose is about to grow�, what would happen?
 
shit stories = always funny

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches
 
i'm not even joking. i read this at school in a quiet area and got kicked out because i was laughing so hard. at one point i think i was crying. thank you so much for making my day, possibly even my week.

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If a body catch a body coming through the rye...
 
my suggestion, got get stoned and read this story. It was the funniest thing I have read. made my day!

cody

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 2

Skiing is never a sport, but a lifestlye.
 
Ever try to sit down in a small stall with skiboots on? I nearly took down the door and fell in the toilet.

girl you know its true
 
^you obviously must be a guy.

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'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
Holy shit I havent laughed that hard in months man... by the way, I hope your ass feels better.

Motherfuckers...
 
Fantastic, I love it.

Freezy deletes all my posts because he doesn't like me, so I suggest you message him to make him stop.
 
I really like how you gave your girlfriend the play-by-play.

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches

 
that was amazing. wow. hahah i havent laughed so hard in a long time. that def made my week. good old threads rock!

ahahaha... lol... that must've been hella painful!

what do you call cheese that isn't yours?
 
that was an amazing story... ive got one question.. how big was the shit? or was it pellets? or was it a log? or a couple of turds?

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
Or liquid even, that's always fun.

Freezy deletes all my posts because he doesn't like me, so I suggest you message him to make him stop.
 
Great Story. This shit should get published, not pun intended.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
one time i was refereeing a soccer tournament n i had to take a shit really badly so i went in the porta-potties and there was a shit the size of my leg in there!

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
so here goes...

over the weekend, i go to a party at some girls house. the tummy is feeling a bit rumbly, but nothing some beers and pot cant help... i get into it, get pretty blasted. i meet her roomate. we start making time, you know. we stay up listening to music and drinking in her room until late. i wake up at like 5 in the morning, and my stomach hurts so freakin bad i can barely stand up/walk to the shitter. i get into there and let loose. notice somebody is passed out in the bathtub. its foul, a real nasty one. i wipe and start to get up, then it all goes bad. real nasty, crap all over the wall,floor, stack of magazines on the floor. yeesh. i procede to clean myself (i managed to keep it off my clothes somehow) and go back to her bed. a few hours later, i hear the girl who threw the party screaming. she is yelling at the guy in the tub for crapping all over the bathroom. i smile and roll over. dodged a bullet there, huh?

 
^hah good job on that one.... and yea the original story was awesome i loved it... shitting and getting it all out has to be one of the best things ever, it makes me feel relieved

Anti-Flag

-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?

These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-

all girls should swallow and enjoy anal sex - Lateralis

 
haha thats funny man... when i was at a party a few weeks ago my friend got wasted and barfed all over the guys bathroom and shit all over it too... and then he passed out

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
i think we have fecalfelicacs here

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five-o's ideas on newbie hazing

'send vigilantes to their house,tape theyre eyelids open and make them watch tubgirl for hours at gunpoint while their parents beat the shit out of their girl or boyfriend in the background and then fuck on the floor beside the computer'

have i ever made a better post?
 
that was an awsome story man... here goes mine

i was in the middle of a 24 hour bike race, since it was my first one i rode with my mom for the whole 4 laps that i did, amazing... yes. anyway, halfway thru the second lap it started to pour, almost as bad as that kid's shit in the hospital, i mean the sky just opend relentlessly.

anywho, partway up the longest climb in the 8 mile course i got this really bad cramping feeling. my mom suggested it was dehydration, but when you feel like hell's gates are gonna open and an endless river of poo is gonna bust out of your anus, you know it. so miles away from the nearest salvation (porta potty) i had no choice but to unleash it right there on the course. while my mom is watching my bike, i go out in the woods and find a comfortable spot near a fallen down tree no more than 10 feet off the race course and pulled down my bike shorts then waited for the inedible to happen... fuck... nothing, the adominal pains still hurting like a bitch and nothing is coming out. this only adds to the embarrassment of fellow racers going by asking if i needed help at the sight of my riderless bike on the side of the trail. just as i told off the 9th rider that i was set, a very close snap of thunder and lightning ripped thru the woods literally scaring the shit out of me. now all i had to do was clean up, but all there was was what mother nature had to provide, leaves, small ass leaves. 14 hours and 40 something leaves later, i was on the way back home after the 'shittiest' bike race ever.

'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
 
i love these stories. please write more about other embarrassing stuff.

'kind of like semen covered breasts???'

-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

 
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