It's Spider Season!

my old house used to have wood spiders. They are harmless but they are fucking HUGE and run REALLY fast. I woke up with one on my stomach once...fucker had to be 3inches diameter...big fat legs and all hairy and shit.

Down here in delaware at school, they are smaller but they look like the would kick more ass...like it would be super bad to get bitten by them...and they make webs that if you catch in the light right, you can see they are like 4-5 feet wide. sketch.

also at school, in my old dorm, they had silver fish all over the place.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
when i was 6 i went to take a piss in the middle of the night and looked up at the open windown infront of my toilet and found myself face to face w/ the sketchiest looking racoon of my life. I promptly forgot i was pissing and ran down the hall screaming something about a monster in the bathroom. that was worse than any spider at that age.

"There's a monster in my pants

And It does a nasty dance

When it sees the light of day

You can hear the people say

Oh no, a monster! Oh no, a monster!...

There's a monster in my pants

And it does a modern dance

When it comes into a room

People hit it with a broom"-The B-52's
 
One time me and my friends were canoing around in the lakeand we got close to these trees that were haning over the water and we hit a branch and tons of big spiders fell out onto us, we hit each other with the paddles to kill them.

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i like to capture them and then splooge a huge load on their body. they love it

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"What the world doesn't understand," says Craven, still zigzagging through the parking lot, "is that what we don't have enough of is cold, not heat."

Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
we get black widows outside my house and they're fucky super scary and i have to kill them or else my dogs could get bit.

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I'd rather be rich than stupid

Jeremy
 
ahh fuck i hate spiders i say 6 big ones in one day!

------Julian

M.A.M.S.P....NWFT(cause everyone else has it there)
 
the other day during my study hall i thought i would be stuious so i took out my binder to get to work and when i opened it a giant spider ran out from the rings and since i was sitting in one of those desks where the chair connects to the desk i couldnt escape fast so i just sat there all terrified until it ran under the heater

EB
 
ohhh shit last night i was in my bathroom at like 1 in the morning half asleep taking a piss and two THATS RIGHT TWO not one TWO wolf spiders are crawling across the floor well OBVIOUSLY i shat myself but then i regained my manly complexion and killed those ma-fuckers. werd

 
hahahahahahahahahhahahahha

french is wierd too. the movie "mouse hunt" in french was called " nous reveillons pas un souris qui dors" meaning we wont wake up a mouse thats sleeping.

-Lat
 
yeah ive seen so many fucking spiders lately all over, today there was one on my jeans, and then i just let it crawl all over me, but it was like microschopeicgj!

I ♥ Skateboarding
 
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