It's Spider Season!

Matty.

Matty.

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In the past 3 days I have seen over 4 different spiders in my house, they have all been huge too, and they all encountered me when I was helpless, the first one I was sitting on the toilet minding my own business when the little fucker jumped out of nowhere looking for an attack, I had no weapons of any sort except there was a white trash can that I could barely reach, I used the trash can to shield myself from the attack until I was done with my business on the toilet, I then hesitated for a bit waiting for its move, it looked at me in the eyes like it was going to defend itself so I went for the kill as fast as my body would let me, I suffocated him with toilet paper and flushed him down where he would come to a slow and painful death. The biggest one I just saw 15 minutes ago and I had to put it into an airtight trap until it was weak enough for me to grab with a kleenex (my dad did that part, I was too much of a pussy). Spiders are dangerous! They WILL attack! This is a warning for all of you! LOOK EVERYWHERE!

Have any of you guys had close encounters from these DEADLY creatures? If so, share them in this thread.

-Matt Hollman

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I was at work. and I was cleaning the bathrooms ( YAY !!!!) And out of nowhere when i was mopping the floor. This little bitch of a black widdow comes out of behind the toilet So I slam her with the mop. And she runs behind the toilet like a twat. At this point i knew it was kill or be killed. So i waited... and waited... and waited some more... untill finally !!!! She Jumped out at me ! HIYAHHH ! i slammed her into the toilet with the mop, crushing her like a... well a spider getting worked over by a mop. Then adreniline took over. And I worked that beeatch with the mop like five moree times. This made the mop break. So i went back to the office and I said the mop was like that when I found it.

 
the exact same thing is happening at my house...there are just spiders in my room every day. they are all big, and really scary, and i'm not normally scared of that kind of stuff...the biggest one though, it was SO HUGE, probably...3 inches in diameter...so i am going to my bathroom, i walk in, and put the toilet seat up, pull my pants down, and start to sit down, and just as i am almost on the seat, i see in the back of the toilet the HUGEST spider i have ever seen, i jumped up, and ran into my room. i covered a stick with paper towels, and went back into my bathroom, and i squashed 'im. it was terrifying now. now i have to inspect every toilet i sit upon, because i am scared.

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If you were scared shitless of spiders. You'd prolly be pretty quick on the toilet anyways, no chance to bite your ass. Its a paradox or somthing.

 
I saw this big red spider with like black legs, bit i def wasnt a black widow. and another time there was a tarantula outside my front door(a real one not somebody's pet), but the mailman took care of that one for us.

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i bought glue mouse traps they work good, it got done down to 40 here tonight so hopefully that helps

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there aren't any big spiders in my house like wolf spiders or anything. its usually just the house spiders. the ones that look yellow.

i don't kill them. really no need. they are serving a purpose by eating bugs that get into the house.

although when i watch tv downstairs at night and i turn on the lights i can see a centipede scurry across the carpet under neath the couch. those i don't like. but to hard to catch though.

 
centipedes are way more creepy than spiders. nothin with that many legs should be aloud to live.

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And It does a nasty dance

When it sees the light of day

You can hear the people say

Oh no, a monster! Oh no, a monster!...

There's a monster in my pants

And it does a modern dance

When it comes into a room

People hit it with a broom"-The B-52's
 
i can handle spiders. its those dam earwigs that get everywhere. they fucken freak me out

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Ahh I hate earwigs too, but the good thing is, they can't run as fast as spiders, the spiders in my house run at like Mach 10! They jump too.

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earwigs are all over the outside of my house. its fucken gross man. ive only killed a couple so far on the inside which is way better compared to other years

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Shit, does anyone have stinkbugs yet? Those things are scary! I swear they are going to kill me when I see them.

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i killled a spider with a lightsaber once

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i read this thread before i left for school and i went out into the garage and came back inside because i forgot something and there was a spider on my arm. this happened in a minute or two it was kinda weird

 
i dont have spiders, i have wierd like centipeed type things, but they only have like 20 legs and the legs are wierd, and they have like some tiger stripe thing on them, but damn they are fast, you gotta jump at them shits.

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I have the same problem, and i hate spiders more than anything, they are so scary. When i came home one day there was one right next to my bed, so i grabbed my shoe and smacked it as hard as i could and part of the drywall fell off... and i see these HUGE ones like once a day its creepy.

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i've got an idea, lets create a team of super spiders, to kill all the spiders, and when they are done they can kill themselves! that or just call spider man

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scariest moment of my life, straight out of a horror movie. evry morning when my alarm goes off, I roll over, hit the button, and go back to sleep. one morning, I rolled over to hit the button, and there was a huge fucking wolf spider sitting on my alarm clock. before I could stop my hand, I touched it, and it flipped out and ran onto my bed, over my body, and into my closet. needless to say, my mommy had to change my bed sheets that morning

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i just got bit by a spider a couple of nights ago in my sleep. it started out as like a small blister now its getting larger and scabbing. kindof hurts.

Chris

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My friend over the summer got bit by a spider and got wicked sick. Well I think he's fucking Spiderman now or something because he improved unnaturally greatly since last year at being a keeper.

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thats my nightmare. i always look too. ive seen some huge ass ones

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a school in california was infested with black widows so they had to shut it down and they had to spray shit to get rid of them...and the other day on the news some dude around here had a spider in his yard on like one of his trees and it wrote a messege on its web it was crazy but i couldnt read the messege...it had bad hand webbing haha

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yea i was justdoing work on my computer last night, like at 2am or something, and it was dead quiet. i was minding my business and all of a sudden a spider fell directly inbetween my hands, then scurried all on my arm and shit. im not one to be afraid of spiders, but that spooked me.

dont know how many times i see those bastards in my shower though...

 
fuck man, i was pullin weeds the other day, and even tho i only saw like 4 different kinds of spiders, there were like five million of those mother fuckers crawling outa the bushes, and right below my bedroom window, fuck arachnids, fuck em all

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when i lived in australia a few years ago me n some friends at school were playing with this spider... thats what 2nd graders do.... anywho this teacher comes sprinting over at us like throwing us back from it, we then found out lata that it was the 2nd deadliest spider in AUS

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^ Shit! And there are some deadly spiders in Australia...have any of you guys heard of a Brown Recluse spider or something like that? It bites you and then like this huge spot on your skin rots and falls off after a couple of days...it's fucking intense.

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the brown recluse is the 2nd deadliest spider. it likes to spin webs in toilets so watch your ass!

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AHHHH I KNO WTF ThOOSE spiders SCAARE THE FUCK OUT OF ME ueah and only the size of a dime one could be crawling up my back right now and i wouldnt even kno!!!!!.....and also the fucking camel spider THAT THINGS LIKE THE SIZE OF MY LEG AND CAN RUN 10MILES AND HOUR theats like the speed of a treadmill on fast

------Julian

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The best thing you can do with a spider if it's on the floor, take a cup, and just cover the spider with it, then go out for the night. By the time you get home, someone will have already picked up the cup, gotten really really scared, and probably killed the spider.

Or just leave the cup there for a few days, the thing will die on its own.

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i was ridinf my dirt bike and i kinda bumbed into a rotten tree stump then a few minutes later i decide to quit i take my helmet off and i look on my should and there is this fucking fat big knarly hairy spider on my shoulder and i almost had a heart attack holly shit i ate those fuckers

 
man, living in my friends basement for a month, scariest place ever. theres a 5x5 foot hole in the wall for storage and its usually covered but of course when i live down there he takes it out the day before. needless to say i inspected my bed every night before going to bed and slept with a night light on. they nicknamed me spiderman because i killed 1-2 spiders a day on average for that month.

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AHH is aw a big one today HELP!

------Julian

M.A.M.S.P....NWFT(cause everyone else has it there)
 
hahah i remember that shit

-kulpy-

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this fucker is a big camel spider, look at the guy whos holding it sleeve, that a massive fuck. i get raped by things that big

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Steps to killing a spider the awesome way

1. Find Spider

2. Grab an airsol can that you clean your computer with.

3. Turn the can upside down and shake violently.

4. Aim at spider and spray for a good 10 seconds.

5. The spider turns to a frozen popsicle.

6. Flick the spider...and watch the fucker explode.

Good stuff...tried it on many different insects.

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but remeber tehres 2 there

------Julian

M.A.M.S.P....NWFT(cause everyone else has it there)
 
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