It's Poop Again!

that is the sickest site i have ever seen

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Save the Trees, and Smoke them.

-Official Slogan of the Democratic Party

 
aaarrrrrgghhh! can't.....hold......brown...evil...in...any.more!

must....open...flood.gates!

I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk, alcoholics go to meetings!

when someone says jump, what do you say to them nowadays? how high? how stylie? which spine? which cliff? be specific damn it!

For every generation there is a legend....

For every person there is a story...

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR'S?
 
five0, that is the most horrible thing i've seen in my life!

I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk, alcoholics go to meetings!

when someone says jump, what do you say to them nowadays? how high? how stylie? which spine? which cliff? be specific damn it!

For every generation there is a legend....

For every person there is a story...

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR'S?
 
oh, that was nasty....that was really nasty...

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If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off ~ Anonymous

Member of the Issy Freeride Team

www.geocities.com/issyfreeriders

 
jesus, i still can't get over how increadibly sick that site is. if the hooked up with rotten.com and bonsaikitten.com i think i would die wehn i logged on

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Save the Trees, and Smoke them.

-Official Slogan of the Democratic Party

 
hey, that was funny what youneedmorelumber said. cool.

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If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off ~ Anonymous

Member of the Issy Freeride Team

www.geocities.com/issyfreeriders

 
1267830

Word to your mom Harvey. / This young girl, she's a freak.

'If I wanted to date a girl, I'd date...' -Cryss
 
my dad gave birth to a monster once at a ski resort, he named it sid. but this stuff happens to me every day at school, and i never remember to go inbetween classes so when i get home, all hell breaks lose, but what really pisses me off is when its a little nug the size of a ping pong ball and its givin u the fight of a lifetime

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
and i forgot to say, white castle deee light on ratemypoo.com is a master piece, somthing we could only strive for

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
wow gravteck that was hillarious 'So I was doing the mandatory waddle/penguin run. Into the house and I was making drag turns around countres and tables and into the bathroom. I went for the home stretch and I knew gravity and my intestines had formed an evil alliance.', that was soo hillarious and i think you should become a writer

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program
 
yes, i found it, alright, slap hands!

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'why would those comercials make u want to have a period'

'so i can have 7 to 10 days of nothin but partyin'

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg

 
i love all these stories, everybody is gettin really creative with the way they tell it

heres my story

so back maybe 4 or 5 years ago, i was in a sailing club and we have an annual campout. so i brought some boiled eggs for food, and a 12 pack of hot dogs. naturally, being the procrastinator that i am, i only decided to eat my dinner after the fire had gone out. so it was 10 oclock at night and i was stuck eating un cooked hot dogs. so basically all the nasty hot dog juice ended up in my stomach. by midnight i had eaten hte entire 12 pack to myself and was feeling a little like puking, but i managed to hold that in. so i went to sleep not feeling so great, but i figured that if i had to puke i would just get up and make a break for the nearby woods.

when i woke up in the morning, around 5, i found that the night had passed without incident. so i proceeded to go and eat my breakfast of boiled eggs. once i finished i felt a massive pain in the bottom of my stomach, and then my intestines started to bubble. i thought i could hold it in, cause i can usually hold everything in like a camel. the feeling passed, but it kept on coming back, and finally i had to give in and run to around the woods to find a place that wasnt on a tent, because they were scattered around everywhere. so i finally found a sketchy outhouse, so i thought to myself that would have to do. so i sat down and my ass started to squirt, apparently the hot dog juice had been bubbling and working its way down all night. but then i realized that i had no toilet paper, and there were no leaves around, and i was going commando, so i had nothing to wipe with. so i found a small piece of pressure treated wood that i had to scrape the shit off my ass like a scraper would scrape ice off a window.

then we had to sail home, but the stomach pain came back, so the only option i had left was to do an aqua dump. so i grabbed the back of the boat, jumped off, and proceeded to drop the pants to half mast. in the end it worked perfectly, it let the shit out, and the water passing over my ass cleaned it out perfectly.

thats my shit story, in both senses of the word

He who dares wins
 
^i thought you were a chick...what the fuck? thats messed up

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F*****~~~~~~~~~~

R*****~~~~~~~~~~

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k, the name is from an oldschool punk band called the Nekromantix, the icon is a picture that i took, guess its time to change the ol icon fockers

He who dares wins
 
^u fuckin suck, the first time i read this thread i almost passed out laughing, and B-Wald, think of the guy who had to clean it, oh no

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'why would those comercials make u want to have a period'

'so i can have 7 to 10 days of nothin but partyin'

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg

 
now THAT is a good story!

proud member of *CWDM*

motoXer198: chicks love to do neal

'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black

 
thats pretty disgusting dude. reminds me of elementary school, there was this one kid that kept on picking up his shit and throwing it on walls, fuckin filthy kid

He who dares wins
 
im bored... so ive decided this needs a comeback

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
bahaha i love this thread i remmeber reading it lastyear when erich posted it, good job on bringing it back

B-Wald:

''primetime gay porn with a little animal sex''..

shit man..i gotta start watchin that show..

mommy: ^that idea has been done sooo many times.. dr. phil, helllo?

 
*tear*

ive missed this thread so much

Whats the difference between a screwdriver and Bill Clinton?

A screwdriver screws and turns, Bill Clinton screws interns

He who dares wins
 
come on, theres gotta be somebody that hasnt posted in here that has a funny poo story?!?!?!

Whats the difference between a screwdriver and Bill Clinton?

A screwdriver screws and turns, Bill Clinton screws interns

He who dares wins
 
my friend is lacto intolerant but still feels the need to eat dairy products. one day we were at kings island (an amusement park) and we had eatten mass cheese coneys from skyline. we are on our way home and my friend starts complaining that hes gonna explode. we get to my house and he runs inside like non other. i hear him just let go as he busts into the bathroom. im cracking up of course. hes in their for 10 min probably. he comes out and says he has stained the wall on accident. i go to look and their are green ass cheeks on the wall from where he was trying to clean up the seat and pressed his ass against the wall. so the whole bathroom is just a mess with green diareah everywhere. i tell the sick fuck to clean that shit up immediately.

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
wow these stories are incredible after reading them all i HAD to go take a massive shit!

'I've never done this so it might take me a few tries'-some chic
 
HAHAHA these are so funny, oh my gosh. I'm trying to think if I've got one, but I don't think so...

Let's make like a tree and...bounce!
 
hahahaha d-loc that one was awsome.

'The online store is now online'

-4FRNT Website
 
when you said delete and die to flanker i thought that way funnier then your story. constipation and wisdom teeth was way better

still made me laugh hehe

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I lost control of my anus...--alpentalik

ilove the smell of napalm in the morning...snow smells good too
 
hahahaa i love that story

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

BITE IT...you scum bucket fucking whore - GG Allin

I see you standing... you think your soooo cool... why dont u just, FUCK OFF- Guns n Roses

 
yea... this past summer i went to B.C. with my friend and his family and we were traveling around in an RV and we r sitting there at our campsite in some noname town when i start to feel the pains and shit. I walk around the camp ground lookin for the bathrooms and i finally find them i walk inside all ready to go and ALL the stals are filled and from the smells.. it doesnt seem like ne1 is gonna be done soon so i run outside squeezing my ass cheeks 2gether and run down to the lake and turn my back to the shore and just sit in like 4 feet of water and crap my brains out i sit there in like 20 degree water for around maybe 10 minutes i turn around and there r about 7 people standing there watching me... crazyness...

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
hahahahaha, did you have a bunch of turds just bobbing around you???

Whats the difference between a screwdriver and Bill Clinton?

A screwdriver turns in screws, and bill clinton screws interns.
 
hahahahahahahahaha thats the best story yet. how did you get out of that one?

'The online store is now online'

-4FRNT Website
 
yeah i had a similar expierience on a freeway in florida, like the kind that go out over water for miles upoon miles, i had the exact same type of shit attack me, and i fought it for abotu an hour, until we finally showed up at a rest stop and i just let one loose, i mustve been in the shitter for 30 mins but after that i was fine

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
yea... the shit floated to the surface and i just pretended i didnt see it... i tried to make it look like i was just walking around... but its kinda weird when there r bubbles comin up behind u and brown stuff floating around... when i walked out i just pretended nothin happened

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
haah thats classical

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
floaty shit means too much fat in your diet

What category do I fall under? I've never fallen under a category. I fell underneath a car once, and I haven't been the same since.

--tom waits

 
actually I thought floaty shit was excessive amounts of carbohydrates in your diet.

who knows though, as long as it comes out, and comes out solid who cares.

 
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