It's October

im trick or treating as the foreskin man. They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then I have been getting circumsized every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. Whenever I am in danger I pulled it over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, waterproof, fire-resistant and extremely lightweight. I have plans to sell it as a highly rare highly, resistant material and make millions. Bridges will be made out of beams of foreskin, and police units will wear foreskin vests. I will be living in my foreskin house and bathe in my wealth. I am foreskin man. Now follow me to support my Master plans.
 
You found this on reddit Dogfart.... typical Dogfart

see Dogfart, this is why u r Dogfart
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/j4fmrv/i_am_foreskin_man/

14180292:TRVP_ANGEL said:
im trick or treating as the foreskin man. They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then I have been getting circumsized every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. Whenever I am in danger I pulled it over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, waterproof, fire-resistant and extremely lightweight. I have plans to sell it as a highly rare highly, resistant material and make millions. Bridges will be made out of beams of foreskin, and police units will wear foreskin vests. I will be living in my foreskin house and bathe in my wealth. I am foreskin man. Now follow me to support my Master plans.
 
Fr tho what are kids gonna do for trick or treating this year? I feel like reaching into a bag that everyone else in the neighborhood has gone into isn’t very sanitary
 
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