Its not gay if...

In case you were wondering about that borderline moment;

its not gay if:

1. you think it is a guy, but it is really a girl

2. you think it is a girl, but it is really a guy

3. you wear a condom, because your not touching bare skin.

4. you give (anal)

5. you receive (oral)

6. you wear girls Boy shorts, because their Boyshorts

7. you were on meth/payote

8. you are playing slip and slide in the shower and you end up on top of another man with your thing in his...because you are just playing a game.

9. you are unable to participate in gay activities due to chap lips. Even though you might want to participate, your lips are chapped so you did not. Therefore you did nothing gay.

10. you are brothers. Then it is just FUCKED UP!

feel free to add any
 
ok numero uno

why would u play slip and slide in the shower gay or not

numero dos

why are guys in the shower with you i like my privacy
 
its only gay if you make it gay, remember that.

also until sex its not even gay,

handjobs...not gay

blowjobs...not gay

buttsex...meh a little gay
 
if you got with a guy and wondering if your story makes you not gay, you're wrong. You're a raging homo who cant come back to our side :(
 
not sides again...

but, it's not gay if you

are in prison,

are high

are drunk

are sober

have your eyes are closed

dont really like it that much

like it, but don't say that you do

call the other dude gay
 
If this man rapes you:

TYSONhome.jpg


Then its just survival
 
if you had to think of whether what you just did was gay or not, its probably most likely gay...

stupidest thread ever
 
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