It's my Birthday!

i am shocked to read that people had no idea who that was in my icon, just shocked

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
In an industry renowned for the high turn-over rate of its talent, Ron Jeremy has reigned supreme as the undisputed biggest star in pornography for over twenty years.

Ron's career began in 1978 when a girlfriend of his sent his nude photo to 'Playgirl' magazine for its 'Boy Next Door' feature. The photo was published, garnering the attention of both adoring female fans and adult film producers. Ron left his job as a special education teacher (for which he holds a master's degree), launching a career in pornography which encompasses over 1600 films and directing over 100 others.

Throughout his career, Ron has continuously aspired to break into mainstream Hollywood, acting in small parts in dozens of studio and independent films, as well as serving as a consultant on 'Boogie Nights' and '9 1/2 Weeks.'

At age 48, Ron's adult film and mainstream roles have earned him a loyal legion of fans worldwide and enabled him to achieve a level of celebrity unsurpassed in the history of pornography.

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high north session 2 biotch
 
So this ron guy made it hollywood and played mario, thats what i thought.

Louis: Good I wont have to cook tonight.

Peter: No cook anyway then we'll throw it out i dont want you getting rusty.
 
Year Film Title Year Film Title

1988 21 Hump Street 2000 Ally McFeal

1996 Anal Jeopardy 1996 Another White Trash Whore

1997 Ass Gas and the Mystical Glop 1996 Ass Masters 14

1987 Attack of the Monster Mammaries 1998 Backstage Sluts: No Ass No Pass

1988 Ball in the Family 1997 Behind the Sphinc Door

1993 Bimbonese 101 1997 Blow It Out Your Ass

1983 Bodacious Ta Ta's 1993 Bone Alone

1996 Butt Hunt 19 1986 California Reaming

1989 Cheek A Boo 1996 City Lickers

1996 Frankenpenis 1990 Fun in a Bun

1987 Gazongas 1995 Generally Horny Hospital

1997 Gluteus to the Maximus 1996 Goldenbush

1992 Halloweenie 1997 I Can't Believe I Took It Up the Ass

1990 I'll Have Another Butt Light 1998 I've Got Milk

1994 John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut 1992 Jugsy

1987 Let Me Tell Ya Bout Fat Chicks 1999 Muffmania 5

1996 Mutiny on the Booty 1996 Older Women's Sperm Bank 5

1986 Science Friction 2000 Screw My Wife Please 13

1995 Sgt. Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang 1996 Slippin' In Through the Outdoor

1985 Snatchbuckler 1993 Super Hornio Brothers

1986 Terms of Endowment 1997 Texas Dildo Masquerade

1992 The Adventures of Buttgirl and Wonderwench 1992 The Anals of History

1994 The Backdoor Bandit 1992 The Flintbones

1992 The Good the Bad and the D-Cups 1985 The Wizard of Ahhhhs

1998 Throbin Hood 1993 What's Butt Got to do With It?

1995 What's the Lesbian Doing In My Pirate Movie? 1985 Whore of the Worlds

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1993 Super Hornio Brothers

HA! Told ya!

Louis: Good I wont have to cook tonight.

Peter: No cook anyway then we'll throw it out i dont want you getting rusty.
 
happy birthday lateralis...get pissed as if you never had alcohol

I'm such a dork

'my school is really actually gay! it got ass raped by this other school from arkansas who was a dude' - lj5

'just tell your dad you'll turn queer if you dont go. Then start leaving gay porn around the house and lube and ass beads. He'll fold like a cheap lawnchair.' - 221

 
sam, u just copied all that stuff from the net. haha. but lat, u see, i knew who it was

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE
 
no dude i wrote it from scratch!i cant beleive you would accuse me of plagarism

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high north session 2 biotch

farp for life! yeah!
 
but heres the website

www.ronjeremy-themovie.com/

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high north session 2 biotch

farp for life! yeah!
 
lol u kno whats funny, ive seen like half of those... ok so only like 2 but whatever.

Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
 
i lie how they take like normal movies and shows and change them to sumthing naughty, like ally mcfeal, or star whores, or school of cock and stuff

also, i like how this went from a happy b-day thing to lat to a post about pornos

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE
 
what about 'what are these lesbians doing iin my pirate movie?'

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farp for life! yeah!
 
^haha i love that one

I'm such a dork

'my school is really actually gay! it got ass raped by this other school from arkansas who was a dude' - lj5

'just tell your dad you'll turn queer if you dont go. Then start leaving gay porn around the house and lube and ass beads. He'll fold like a cheap lawnchair.' - 221

 
i saw part of a documentary on showtime of ron jeremy....they quoted the nurse present when he was born...i dont remember the quote exactly but she said something about her husband could use a thing that big...100% trueness

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
 
ron is a god

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
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