It's my Birthday!

Lateralis

Lateralis

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whooooooooooooooooooo the big 20, i still feel the same just with a headache and im still kind of drunk

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
i bet you'll be even worse after tonight

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would people laugh if i took snowblades to summer camp? - some snowblader
 
^ what he said, but with a little more lovin'

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
Ah, Lat. happy birthday. My it be filled with hard liquor and vaginas......maybe a confused young man.....

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
Happy birthday!

''Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.''

P. J. O'Rourke
 
Happy Birthday...u share this birthday with the hottest girl i know..may your day be filled with hard liquor and bitches

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
 
happy birthday lat!

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- Ian

That's Mr. Bangor to you!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

 
Happy Birthday Stef

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
 
omg, you made it to 20, fucking insane, especially for someone whos fallen down the stairs naked

High North session 4
 
shatty burpday assfucker

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-steve

'life begins at point a and ends at point b. kick major ass!'

-Ted Nugent
 
20!!!!!!?!?!?!? you told me you were 14 on aim! i feal violated.

'my 'Who's next to die thread' was unfairly deleted, so was my thread about sarah oates, so was my thread about hot cousins, so was my thread about beastiality, so were all my harvette threads, there's more and those are just threads, actuall posts are a whole other story, like when I poste jarossmb's phone number and address and told everyone to call his dad and tell him his son was a bitch. O well. '

-Phrosty
 
hope someone buys you some lube for your birthday because i'm halfway there and the rest of the drive is cake

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
eat shit and die fuckface!

cake%20or%20death.jpg


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--KAW RAW--

--DEFY SKEEZ--

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
no, it aint me hahaha, no one has seen me from this site except for one person, and lj5, i never talked to you aim, i dont even have aim

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
are you fat with curly hair and a moustache and loves threesomes?Because if you are,u completely nailed it on your icon

BMW

Beer,Mushrooms,and Weed
 
That guy on your icon better be Mario, because if it isnt...

Louis: Good I wont have to cook tonight.

Peter: No cook anyway then we'll throw it out i dont want you getting rusty.
 
Happy 20th Stef.

-Sarah

Sharkbait

Girls of NS Represent

''Skiing's unique from other sports. I think the biggest thing that I like most about it is that you're doin' it for yourself... You're not out on a team, you know. You can add your own style to any aspect of it, and you can ski things how you want... You can move at your own pace... And, you just, you have a lot of time sort of to yourself to be skiin', and that's... That's a lot of fun.''

-CR Johnson
 
NO! no happy birthday to you!!! Because it was yesterday.

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
Happy fuckin' birthday!

and to all you discussing the man in the icon... shame on you, even I know who that is...

-Lauren

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!
 
you probly dont even know, your just trying to sound smart

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high north session 2 biotch
 
its mario i think

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would people laugh if i took snowblades to summer camp? - some snowblader
 
yes its mario..he's just old and fat now...:/

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
 
its that porn star. he was on chappelles show once and he was also on some fox special. cant remember his name though

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE
 
I never thought of Ron Jeremy.I saw a program about him.He is fat and hairy isn't he?

BMW

Beer,Mushrooms,and Weed
 
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