ITS MY BIRTHDAY



Once a year we celebrate

With stupid hats and plastic plates

The fact that you were able to make

Another trip around the sun

And the whole clan gathers round

And gifts and laughter do abound

And we let out a joyful sound

And sing that stupid song

Happy birthday!

Now you’re one year older!

Happy birthday!

Your life still isn’t over!

Happy birthday!

You did not accomplish much

But you didn’t die this year

I guess that’s good enough

So let’s drink to your fading health

And hope you don’t remind yourself

The chance of finding fame and wealth

Decrease with every year

Does it feel like you’re doing laps

And eating food and taking naps

And hoping that someday perhaps

Your life will hold some cheer

Happy birthday!

What have you done that matters?

Happy birthday!

You’re starting to get fatter

Happy birthday!

It’s downhill from now on

Try not to remind yourself

Your best years are all gone

If cryogenics were all free

Then you could live like walt disney

And live for all eternity

Inside a block of ice

But instead your time is set

This is the only life you get

And though it hasn’t ended yet

Sometimes you wish it might

Happy birthday!

You wish you had more money

Happy birthday!

Your life’s so sad it’s funny

Happy birthday!

How much more can you take?

But your friends are hungry

So just cut the stupid cake

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, dear...

bob? joe? frank? Ian? tim? gordon? goerge? james?...

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
Haha great song.

Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
hapy b-day

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and breakfast cereals and...
 
Happy Birthday buddy

--------------------------------------------------

if your floating down a fiver in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

NONE! ice cream doesnt have bones.....

 
so is Adam Battersbys.. or maybe that was yesterday at like 11pm

Enom Headwear.. If you're gonna ride twins, cover your head
 
happy birthday ahmet, and same to your bro

Republican and proud of it.

Member 6834

i want to ride in a kangaroos pouch -i_am_a_skier

 
Hells yes!

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
its my UNBIRTHDAY!!

__________________

put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
7 days...

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

*slaps ashamed almostaskiier across the back of his head with free hand* -lanks

 
YAY MY BIRTHDAY!!! as of 1am im 15 yay. this feels wierd.....

member 9020 newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

BOGART!!
 
MISS PENNY has a birthhhhday tommorow!....hells yea

********************

witty cent is now live on stage!
 
happy birthday

------------------------

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.

 
no....but i was born the same day as my freind at the same hour.....both born april 25th 1am at canandaigua hospital...we go to the same school and everything but he wears american eagle shit....thats weird

member 9020 newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

BOGART!!
 
Mine is on sunday!!!!

You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
 
saturday nukka

/////////////////

This is the llama. I have your cub. You must protect her, but that will be expensive. 500 colonuts, wrapped in brown paper. Midnight, behind the box.

I'll be the hiena, you'll see.

-llama

 
well since the site is at, what, 60,000, there's probably alot of birthdays every day of every month. It's just that not everyone posts it

______________________

"please use the search bar, convieniently located on the top right hand side of you screen unless you dislexic which in that case it could be anywhere" winterkid33

Screw this I'm going skiing
 
yeah wtf up wit all these april b days , i go on facebook theres like 2354667 of em, im tired, and drunk and its 3:45am tues morning good god why i drunk well i drink to you two bristol midgets! Happy bday!

___________________

Josh Barilar

Sportin' the bath robe steeze.

since 1984

NO BRIAN, its I before E except after C, an when sounding like a in a neighbor in weigh and on weekends and holidays and all through out may and you'll always be wrong n
 
hapy one

*******************

FACE YOUR FEARS, LIVE YOUR DREAMS!!

PUNK'S NOT DEAD!

RAILS SUCK!

POWDER SKIING RULES!

DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!
 
haha my birthday is the 30th too!

volkl karma: it's the sickest thing to ever happen to skiing

'i don't even need math to know there isn't a god.' - asac
 
fuck, my bday isn't until june 25th

your father is a sick fuck for taking pictures of his daughter in a bikini and your grandma is a slut for being so close to breast like that. i bet shes thinking ' mmmm my granddaugther sure does have nice breasts, so firm and perky but too bad they dont beat mine cuz mine hang down to my knees and when im standing naked it looks like i have 2 sets of arms' - Lateralis
 
yay now giray can work at chase pitkin and make big $ and ummmm

ahmet is one year closer to buying porno/cigarettes?

_______________________________________________________ ''Anything that makes snow deserves more respect than my mommy''- The one, the only Giray Dadali (bristolrider)

I HATE NY PRODUCTIONS

 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top