It's my 21st birthday

[Casual.]

time to go get smashed! hope everyone is having a good day and the snow starts falling soon! peace!

 

[Wallisch_pl]

happy birthday, do anything you'll regret tonight

 

[crab_pretzel]

cort snocaine

 

[theabortionator]

act insane

 

[roddy116]

like kurt cobaine

 

[cbj]

Happy birfday, do all of the drugs and alcohol you can get your paws on and go nuts bro

 

[Juicy-J]

fry your brain

 

[ILLinoisance]

fuck chicks named jane

 

[JORMUNGAND]

i recommend a nice pop of molly to go along with the drinks

 

[*monsterskier*]

happy birthday!!

 

[Puns]

grow a mane

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

Happy birthday, dude! May tonight be full of booze and bad decisions and tomorrow full of headaches and shame!

 

[One.3]

suck off a dude named james

 

[MNS]

did not rhyme, just sounds the same, back to the "ane"

 

[stoned_sorcerer]

Drive in the opposite lane.

 

[AnanasXpress]

Hijack a plane

 

[whoa-dere]

all you want for yo birthdayyyyyy is a big booty hoe

 

[Round-Four]

the fact that there are no typos in your title indicate to me that youre not drinking nearly enough

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

It takes a crane...

 

[Darth.Maul]

Penetrate a butt and bring the pain

 

[Juicy-J]

then proceed to board the hype train

 

[DaveM]

As I wash down the blood stains

 

[Juicy-J]

after you murdered mitt romneys presidential campaign

 

[stoned_sorcerer]

Now im gonna inject two whole mary janes

 

[NickSki.]

Creds to Creu

 

[roddy116]

while thinking about planes

 

[whoa-dere]

the layover is driving me insane

 

[roddy116]

i hope i dont lose my brain

 

[timmi]

I learned that you are not accountable for anything you do on your 21st birthday. It's some kind of free pass.

 

[Juicy-J]

and turn into bane

 

[NoBigDeal]

Then ski like Dane

 

[Juicy-J]

the pow lines shall be slain

 

[Randy_Quench]

Thank god mobile is no longer a pain!

 

[Juicy-J]

bump so we can remain playing this game

 

[whoa-dere]

I'm slipping into some hanes

 

[Wheaty214]

All of you will remember my name

 

[Crispy.]

Forever I'll have fame.

 

[Juicy-J]

i almost went to jail for like 5 hundred thangs

 

[stoned_sorcerer]

It didn't really rhyme so it was kinda lame.

 

[Randy_Quench]

its alright,

I rawdogged his mom and inside her I came.

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

I did the same.

 

[Inline.]

Make sure you don't don't puncture your superficial middle cerebral vein.

 

[Bumblesteeze]

If that happens you must ignore the pain.

 

[stoned_sorcerer]

No pain no gain.

 

[NoBigDeal]

always leave a stain

 

[Jewschoolers]

if your mattress falls into a pool get it out with a crane

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

If you don't have a crane, a pussy you'll remain!

 

[whoa-dere]

listen to lil wayne!

 

[cbj]

no, his music only makes pain

 

[stoned_sorcerer]

I've been waiting to do a House MD line involving a cane...

 

[FLBP]

She got a big booty so I call her big booty.