It's Funny Because It's Not Me

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foodisfun

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i saw a commercial for a show "Dangerous Encounters" on the national geographic channel, and the commercial got me on the floor laughing, so i figured i'd try to find it and post it.

i did one better by finding the whole clip of this encounter. you can skip to about 2 minutes if you don't have time because nothing really happens till after 2 minutes.

i can't imagine being anywhere near a python, let a lone in the water/mud with one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEDKfmU4SDo
 
wow what the fuck was that guy thinking?

"we're in wiastdeep water, this is really dangerous!"............................................................................................

"im gonna go in the crack after him" hahaha...dumbass
 
that guys a pussy, constrictors have a bunch of nubbly little teeth used mostly to grip their prey and at most it would feel like getting a bunch of pricks from needles all at once. I mean I am sure it hurts but plenty of people on this site get hurt much worse and don't bitch as much, especially if a camera was on em.
 
true but I wouldnt stand there saying 'i have a really bad bite" 50 million times, I would get the fuck out of there.
 
oh shit I just remembered something, has anyone ever seen the snake hunter? hes a really badass australian, way more badass than irwin, and I saw him singlehandedly pull a python that size from a cake. it then lunged at him and he caught its head right out of the air. his voice was as calm as someone discussing their favorite type of detergent the entire time.

thats how its done.
 
mother of pearl, that was ridiculous. i wish i could've seen if they got him or not...it ended too soon.
 
the snake was still wrapped around him! and I when we get hurt skiing it isn't usually waist deep in disgusting cave water that could infect the shit out of our wounds.
 
I love this shit. Absolutely love it. Whenever people go into the wild and get fucked up by an animal it makes me smile. It's a 20foot python. Leave it the fuck alone. 
 
I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!! I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!! I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!!I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!! I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!! I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!!I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!! I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!! I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!!I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!! I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!! I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!!I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!! I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!! I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!!I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!! I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!! I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!!I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!! I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!! I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!!I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!! I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!! I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!!I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!! I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!! I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!!I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!! I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!! I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!!I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!! I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!! I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!!I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!! I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!! I'VE GOT A BAD BITE!!

haha one time it sounded like he screwed up and said "i've got a bad back----bite"

man that would scare the shit out of me, especially getting such a bad bit =P
 
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