Its COPY and PASTE time ladies and gentlemen

Mike La Anyane. Chris O'Connell. Mathias Fredriksson. CR Johnson. Glen Plake. Willet Sherman Foster V. Jeffery Alan Kiesel - because he smells funky. Matthew Megatron Waring.

hahah thats my list of heros from my space. weird.
 
Yo, Now I was downtown clubbin', ladies night

Seen shorty she was crazy right

And I approach baby like

Ma, What's your age and type?

She looked at me and said use a baby right

I told her, I'm 18 and live a crazy life

Plus I'll tell you what the 80's like

And I know what ladies like

Need a man that's polite, listens and takes advice

I could be all three, plus I can lay the pipe

Come with me come stay the night

She looked at me laughin', like boy your game is tight

I'm laughin' back like show you right
 
I didn't say you were making them, just suppourting them. I am also not attacking you. I am giving you the other end. I am doing the best I can to interperate what you are saying. I don't stand on one side or the other. I am looking at the situation from a whole. It seemed to me like you were declaring your statements from a one-sided perspective, but hey, it's the internet.

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I really shouldn't be asking you, I feel shy, but I want it so bad, don't get me wrong it's just that I haven't had it for a long time. I could already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft and wet. No one has to know about this. I need it. I'm desperate, but your help can be very grateful you must think I have a lot of nerve asking you for this, but I can feel my tongue around it sucking all the juice out until there no more left, this has been on my mind all day long and I hope I'm not being forward, I'm usualy not like this, but can I have a piece of gum?

wow family computer and i thought for a second this was from the mom's or sister's boyfriend. i was starting to get pissed there for a secon.
 
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Superlative of pwned, gaming vernacular. What happens when one utterly humiliates one's opponent to an extent not thought physically possible. For example, at Magic the Gathering, trashing somebody on turn 3 or earlier thanks to utter skill and/or a miseworthy opening hand is an example of qwnage.
 
So we went to Montreal for Nick’s Birthday, got a little buck wild on the car ride there, topped it off with Beer Fest and then did a little bar hopping. It was about 3:30 am and we were looking for more to do because Montreal parties til the sun comes up. . .

So I suggested we go to the rippers. so we were walking toward Supersexe when we saw this truck with hot girls on the side of it advertising studio xxx on St Catherine street. So naturally we decide to search for it.

Well we got there and we walked in and up three flights of stairs. These two dudes came running down laughing in hysterics. We asked them what was up and they told us we'd find out in a couple minutes. . .

Anyway we got up there and it was this dingy lobby area with a dark hallway and a bunch of rooms. We were greeted by some crack whore, who obviously would have been hot if she wore GAP, toned down the make up and laid off the cocaine. She doesn't greet us with "Hello, how are you," instead she gets straight down to business. . .

She greets us with “Let me explain to you the services we provide. . . for 50 dollars you get the basics. A room and the girl of your choice. She will enter the room and begin to take her clothes off. She will pleasure herself before you. You can remove your clothes and masturbate if you'd like."

"For an extra 10$ you will get a glove to finger the girl's vagina and for 75$ total you get penetration. Now let me explain the penetration to you. . . "

"So you will basically be fucking her with a sex toy. You will place the sex toy on your penis. The rubber will separate you from the girl so there is no need to worry about condoms. Now the sex toy has two unique functions. One is the vibrator. Now, since you guys are young, I would recommend that you not put the vibrator on too powerfully otherwise you'll be done in a matter of minutes! The second function of the sex toy allows you to change how tight or loose it is. Here, give me your hand. . . " Mike reluctantly reaches his hand out and she grabs it with her undoubtedly crab infested hand. She squeezes his hand and tells him that he can make the sex toy tight so as to give the sensation of fucking a virgin

Somehow, we all had managed to keep a straight face through all of this. . . So then she asks us "What would you like to do?" Without a seconds hesitation I whipped out 20 bucks and handed it to her and then looked at the others, Mike matched mine and Joel did too. Unfortunately we came up 10 dollars short of penetration. . .

So we got him the basics. . .

Before Nick could protest the crack whore grabbed the money and walked down the hallway beckoning him to follow her. He looked around nervously and followed. we left down the stairs we had come up laughing hysterically! We saw a group of guys coming up the stairs and they asked us, “what’s so funny?” We told them they'd know in 2 minutes!

We waited for him on the street outside the whore house. We smoked a few bowls, met a gay nigger named Carlyle who gave us a cd of his art and then he came out. . .

He came out and we were laughing hysterically once again. A combination of us being high and the reality of the situation. He shook his head at us but couldn’t hold back a smile. I mean who could? So we asked him what had transpired and whether he had enjoyed himself. He obviously had but he didn’t admit to it.

He said he had the choice of two hookers. But that he had only gotten a quick look as they peeked out. So he picked one who turned out to be nasty. But really, what do you expect? It a whore house. He was escorted into this dark little room which was not a lot larger than a postage stamp. There were two pieces of furniture in the room, a black leather chair which he was intended to sit on and a small cot with stains, obviously from previous patrons, which sat about two feet from the chair.

So he sat down and the hooker came in and laid down on the bed right in front of him. She made quick business of taking her clothes off. He told her it was his birthday so she tried to prompt him to treat himself. . . to get the glove and finger her himself!

According to Nick, he felt very awkward and was not into it at all. She was nasty and she was obviously not getting herself off. But I don’t believe it for a second. As far as I’m concerned, he waxed it and came in her eye.

Anyway, from now on we call him Johnny. . . Nick “the John” Gervais, for soliciting a hooker on his 20th Birthday. Way to go Johnny!
 
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A Packers hat for my moms friend.

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Quote Reply NOW THAT IS SICK ^^^

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A Packers hat for my moms friend.haha packers, niice

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12:41:46

Quote Reply Quoting ski_K2pe* from Jun 7 2006 11:27:08:

A Packers hat for my moms friend.are you from wi?

I love jibij. if it were an attractive woman i would marry it and have children with it.

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Jun 8 2006

5:31:12

Quote Reply will someone pleasssseee tell me how to stitch stuff in afterward...like bimbows headband with the square spirals

man you have to work both otherwise you will look like one of those bald guys with a long beard.

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Quote Reply Quoting Mavrck*$ from Jun 8 2006 5:31:12:

will someone pleasssseee tell me how to stitch stuff in afterward...like bimbows headband with the square spiralsthis is soooo easy, u just sew it, stitch for stitch with needel and yarn!

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hey man, i have a quick question about ipod replacement. when you fill out all the shit online do you send the pod in with a box, or do they ship you an empty box to send it back in?

thanks man
 
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Skate for Breast Cancer

Monday June 12, 2006

Four young men are longboarding across Canada for breast cancer. They will be arriving in Ottawa on the 12th of June and are looking for people to help skate them out of the city. For more info check www.pushforthecure.com
 
I get you blunted off of funny home grown

Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
 
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Hey

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wanns how me your boobs yet?

evan will get this
 
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he got mad after i called him colonel mustard

 

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so mike is still busy

 

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skate park

 

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20 minutes

 

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lets do this

 

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