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So today was definatly a lollercoaster of some kind. Me and my girlfriend were supposed to hang out alone , but then she gets this incredible idea to tell me (not ask) that im coming over to her house and that the whole being alone for two hours thing, wasnt gonna happen , so im trippin right about now cause im just wonderin like wtf cause i mean its not like she doesnt want to hang out, of course she wants me to fuckin meet her parents, so ya know , im gonna shit sideways for a week, i mean is there a guy out there that would be like , Oh fuck ya score , total buzzkill fersure
She is one of those chicks who just are clingy and on a side note she gave me dome couple days back so its not like the relationship is gonna just take a shit
Errways so i just role with it cause you know whatever right maybe her parents will peace and ill have some pussy for diner yummyuymmyuymmyummyyyy
That was about the farthest thing i could have thought from what i actaully got, i get to the house and i see her parents( which were like the sketchiest bull-own-ieee ive ever seen) but yeah everythings chillin , we go down to the basement and her parents stay upstairs. Start makin out what evs , her fuckin dad comes down , luckilyyyyyyyyyyyy he doesnt see me goin down on her cause that would have just added fuel to the fire. , he looks around and everythings cool. so he goes back upstairs.
So im thinkin i might only have a lil bit to do shit with her so lets crank shit up to 11. Gets intense but it gets better. Her mom walks down and just sits down turns on the tv ( right beside us ) and starts watching some show on cattle ( yeah like a cow) . Trippy i know , and its not like she changed the channel either, kinda fucked up now that i think about it... But yeah so we watch this show on how cows eat grass and feed there young ... highlight of the night fersure cause it got so awkward espaicailly when her mom pulls this move,
she turns off the tv and its silent, i look at her and she says
" so what are you planning to do with my daughter?"
and im thinking k well how am i gonna attack this?
"uhhhhhhh i dont know?"
it got awkward for like a good hour, i felt interrogated, 167 questions flyin past my head, i cant do this shit,
It was like that the whole night, no pussy, no head, her mom just poured me a glass of shut the fuck up the whole night.
Absolute epic disaster.
Hahaa i had to NS this shit,
got any storys bout mettin the rents?
She is one of those chicks who just are clingy and on a side note she gave me dome couple days back so its not like the relationship is gonna just take a shit
Errways so i just role with it cause you know whatever right maybe her parents will peace and ill have some pussy for diner yummyuymmyuymmyummyyyy
That was about the farthest thing i could have thought from what i actaully got, i get to the house and i see her parents( which were like the sketchiest bull-own-ieee ive ever seen) but yeah everythings chillin , we go down to the basement and her parents stay upstairs. Start makin out what evs , her fuckin dad comes down , luckilyyyyyyyyyyyy he doesnt see me goin down on her cause that would have just added fuel to the fire. , he looks around and everythings cool. so he goes back upstairs.
So im thinkin i might only have a lil bit to do shit with her so lets crank shit up to 11. Gets intense but it gets better. Her mom walks down and just sits down turns on the tv ( right beside us ) and starts watching some show on cattle ( yeah like a cow) . Trippy i know , and its not like she changed the channel either, kinda fucked up now that i think about it... But yeah so we watch this show on how cows eat grass and feed there young ... highlight of the night fersure cause it got so awkward espaicailly when her mom pulls this move,
she turns off the tv and its silent, i look at her and she says
" so what are you planning to do with my daughter?"
and im thinking k well how am i gonna attack this?
"uhhhhhhh i dont know?"
it got awkward for like a good hour, i felt interrogated, 167 questions flyin past my head, i cant do this shit,
It was like that the whole night, no pussy, no head, her mom just poured me a glass of shut the fuck up the whole night.
Absolute epic disaster.
Hahaa i had to NS this shit,
got any storys bout mettin the rents?
